Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount#BindependenceDay
after you said money will come, we have your full support our village has started to flood again and will get worse in the next 24 hours. No Money came, No support! Flood plans cancelled due to lack of funding ! We have been let down again! #wraysbury@SkyNews@BBCNews
Dear @David_Cameron , in 2014 our village flooded. After local volunteers worked night and day to help each other through this awful time some of us was invited to Downing Street. Part 1/2
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I never understood why pop stations had to switch to playing the national anthem and crusty obit tapes. Almost as if the presenters can’t be trusted. Radio is about authenticity and connecting with your audience, as @gregjames is masterfully demonstrating this morning.
@TomFitton Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet.
I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have broken the law and repeatedly lied to the British public.
They must both resign.
The Conservatives are totally unfit to govern. Britain deserves better.