Laura Kanzler

Writing. Marketing. Imbibing. Socially Adept Nerd. I love my day job

[Laura Kanzler @Laura_Kanzler]

@DanPriceSeattle Have you seen @jonstewart latest show? And when will you be a guest?

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The party of “no big Federal government” brings you “spy on your neighbors & earn a $10k bounty!” Is this 1960’s East Berlin & The Soviet Union? Or are you the Texas Republican Legislature? #unamerican #prochoiceisprolife

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My sister is a bad ass #WomenInMedicine #WomeninScience

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Btw @AmericanAir this is the third trip in a month you’ve dumped me on. I’m about to take my miles and move on. If this is how you treat one of your club members can’t imagine what you do to the non frequent flyer. Last night in hold for 90 mins to your general line was a clue

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@AmericanAir I’m on my 5th call after 3 cancelled flights. Your customer service says they can’t get me home today. I was supposed to be home YESTERDAY. They can’t book me on another airline? Meanwhile flights are available from @Delta @SouthwestAir

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@laurenthehough *wishing I still lived on the East Coast*

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Stayed up way too late last night reading. I regret nothing. @laurenthehough daaaamnnnnn thank you

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@Navient Oh I did. And that’s cute. Offering to postpone payments publicly while the entire pandemic you’ve provided no way for customers to pause. Other federal loan providers automatically paused payments. Not you @Navient @SenWarren there’s more here

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Thank you, Dr Fauci, for everything.

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According to midrash (Jewish wisdom), only the most righteous people die on the eve of Rosh Hashanah. It signifies that they were given the full measure of a year. May her memory be a blessing.

[Laura Kanzler @Laura_Kanzler]

@nytimes @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@TheGoodLiars @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@LibertyOSD @LibertyUAlum @jonathanfalwell @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@jeffzeleny @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@spulliam @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@colbertlateshow @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@NPR @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@CNN @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry

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@washingtonpost @LibertyU Students get fined for breaking the Liberty Way but @jerryfalwelljr gets PAID? #finejerry