Laura's Digest

Hi I'm Laura 🙋🏽 • Dairy Free • Gluten Free • Emoji Addict • Exclamation mark enthusiast •Aspiring Mermaid • Cross contamination is my enemy •

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

Me; pre-coffee + me; post-coffee are two completely different people.

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

This thread 😂👏🏼

[City of Doncaster Council @MyDoncaster]

In November 1970, officials in Oregon, USA decided to blow up a rotting whale carcass. The whole thing went horribly wrong.

Why do we bring this up? Well, this story can teach us 3 things about #coronavirus ⬇️

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

Disney+ is my main priority in life right now tbh

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Drank morning coffee, looked at the mug, said out loud, “you didn’t work.”

[Greg James @gregjames]

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

Not to add to the judgemental tweets but we should be lifting each others spirits with fun animal videos not arguing &complaining that the free from aisles are empty (I went yesterday,there’s plenty & are being restocked)&for the love of God can we move on from toilet paper jokes

[Peter Bradshaw @PeterBradshaw1]

Just got totally owned by the security guy at Dublin Airport. Coming up to the scanner he asked me to take my belt off and when I asked: “Are my shoes all right?” he replied: “I wouldn’t wear them” and got a big laugh from the rest of the queue #DIFF #Dublin2020

[Cat Sandman @sandman_cat]

Too perfect not to watch... https://t.co/XIBYqPnOum

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

BREAKING: Weird country that got tricked by a bus applauds its own stupidity.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Horses are reminded not to overstep boundaries with farriers who are just trying to do their job. (Part two)

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

How can anyone be arsed with an orange that’s not an easy peel

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Squeezing a bottle of Lucozade Sport in someone’s face will never not be funny

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I will never forgive everyone who made me believe that Harry Styles would be playing Prince Eric.

I will hate you for the rest of my life.

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

Today I discovered that the French word for vegan cheese is "fauxmage" and I couldn't be more delighted.

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

@ambykeds 😂😂😂😂😂 as long as it’s gluten free mate

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Two hours into a four hour tan development and it’s clear I’ve made a huge error picking “extra dark.”

[Laura's Digest @LaurasDigest]

There’s no way on earth I was admitting to the doctor my research was in @Cosmopolitan mag, not on the NHS website as she assumed. I feel like Georgia off Angus Thongs.