Laurie Satran

Digital Creator | Marketing Consultant | Bonne Vivante

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@Uber_Support I filled out the form. Is there a chat function or some way I can call customer service directly? I have to catch a train back to Philly from NY and I need my phone before I leave.

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

.@Uber_Support I left my phone in the car just now. I need the phone to be able to log into my account and contact the driver, but it's in the car. How can I get in touch with the driver?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are thinking of everyone across the country braving the winter storms this week. Here’s an overview of how you can help—or, if you’re in Texas, where you can go to stay warm or get support. https://t.co/zDnLrjOZ5i

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Keep SHOUTING this...

Osama Bin Laden didn't fly the planes.
But he was guilty.

Charles Manson didn't kill anyone.
But he was guilty.

Hitler didn't operate the gas chambers.
But he was guilty.

Trump didn't storm the Capitol.
BUT HE *IS* GUILTY.

Convict Trump
#SaveAmerica

[jordan @JordanUhl]

You know what else Norway is beating us in?

Healthcare.

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@LeBlossommm “Stiffwear. My hair” 🤣🤣🤣 For the record, I feel so sorry for this woman. I am only cracking up at her amazing delivery of this message. I’ve watched like 30x already. I sincerely hope things turn out ok and she doesn’t need drastic measures or serious medical care 💖

[Rosanna Xia @RosannaXia]

Sea lions also get sick from the same kinds of viruses that affect people. In this case, a previously unknown herpesvirus (yes, sea lions also get STDs) triggers the cancer. The DDT and PCBs in their blubber make it more likely that the cancer turns deadly https://t.co/8o8nVWvncU

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@randypaint Me: I would like to buy a vacuum
Dyson: ok
Me: I’d also like to buy a $500 curling iron
Dyson: ur not gonna believe this

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@MikeGreen112 Same! Haha

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

Same.

[G Young its the F**kin’ Catalina Wine Mixer @GYoungTheOldOne]

🤯 How did I not see it🤦‍♂️
I am a Biden voter and even I have to admit a lot of it is true🤷🏻‍♀️
it’s worth the read

How Joe Biden Stole the Election https://t.co/xJw2PjazEu

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@saintcryptid HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@SUBRATA30016572 @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse HAHAHAHAHA ON WHAT PLANET?!

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

President-elect Biden's dog Major, who will be the first dog to go from a shelter to the White House, will have his own "indoguration" hosted by the Delaware Humane Association this weekend. https://t.co/clkjyoKc9S

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

2021: Year of the Gritty

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@valhallabckgirl Incredible.

[Laurie Satran @LaurieSatran]

@RepBoebert .@RepBoebert You’re a DISGRACE to this country, to women in government, to the law, to civil rights, and to human decency.

SHAME ON YOU. RESIGN.

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

Snow ball war in Madrid city centre.

09/01/21