June

Don’t worry, be sexy!!!! | she/her

[June @LavenderS0da]

In Bass Pro Shops
Terrified !!!
Every man in here looks like my father

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

imagine making out here

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man be careful taking a nap. One of my buddies had a dream where he was getting chased around

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving my heart back into its cage with a whip] Get back, beast! Yah! Back into your cage!

[June @LavenderS0da]

@Abithasubbu @DiscussingFilm Flight 93 didn’t hit either. The passengers fought back and it crashed into an empty field

[Mikko Rautalahti @MikkiHEL]

This is these guys in a nutshell. It's a shot-for-shot remake of the original trailer... except it's not even a good copy. It's not just that there is not a single original idea in there, they aren't even aware that they have taken out all the substance. (A li'l thread.)

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, February 26, 1894

[cory @coolmathgame_]

cop: where u headed

me: chuck e. cheese. gonna fight the rat

cop: [handing me his gun] good luck

[𝕀𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕪 @ImpossiblyBossy]

Dr. Greg Marchand, ladies & gents. He's a bad person, and honestly, I can't imagine ever being in his care.

A thread of just a few reviews, from different sites. (I picked reviews 1+ years old, to filter out people doing reviews based on his internet BS).

Obvious CW.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

would you allow me to sit in your windowsill and collect dust

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

as per my last suicide note,

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Watching women's tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn't put needless obstacles in the way of women.

[June @LavenderS0da]

@mooretaylor1997 The whole wide world is out there waiting for you babygirl!!!

[June @LavenderS0da]

Oh for fucks sake

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

A lot of people have rightly praised Hugh's acting masterclass in #DeadpoolAndWolverine. How did he do it? Talent, yes. Commitment, yes. But also a big assist to what can only be called "The Brando Method." Strasberg better watch out.

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

man people are being so insane online right now don’t you know it’s stone fruit season

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

Sonya Massey should be alive today.