layna

born to be mild • writer + editor • she/hers

[layna @LaynaDarling]

can’t wait to graduate zooma cum laude

[layna @LaynaDarling]

googling biology of s*x vocab for work, my IT guy must be so concerned

[layna @LaynaDarling]

@jmwolt14 Last game I parked at Malcolm Yards (for free). Also got a cool hat there (for free). And beers and pizza (not for free). Didn’t have to deal with parking lot traffic (for free). Made it home earlier than my friends who drove (not for free). The way to go, imo.

[layna @LaynaDarling]

also if this isn’t an ad for iphone camera quality vs. android… idk what is.

[layna @LaynaDarling]

my dad was a lifelong @Vikings fan who passed this year. we decided to watch the game at a sports bar like he would have wanted; winning this feels like a sign that he was watching with us 🤍

(if it was really his doing, though, my brother — the real fan — would have won lol.)

[layna @LaynaDarling]

me, a causal vikings fan, just won a signed justin jefferson jersey at a dive bar in south dakota #manifesting

[layna @LaynaDarling]

from christmas three years ago to now — was fun to watch them beat the bears again this week.

[layna @LaynaDarling]

me, a causal vikings fan, just won a signed justin jefferson jersey at a dive bar in south dakota #manifesting

[layna @LaynaDarling]

for the millions asking, curioso coffee in NE has a sparkling matcha w/ lemon & ginger inspired by layna. only one barista knows how to make it.

[layna @LaynaDarling]

fulfilled my lifelong dream of being such a regular somewhere that they named a drink after me

[layna @LaynaDarling]

(informally)

[layna @LaynaDarling]

@beer_bear2 literally the best time of the week. celebrating the near-end of the workweek + fun weekend plans ahead. so much possibility.

[layna @LaynaDarling]

7 pm & thursday have the same energy

[layna @LaynaDarling]

and fb too, it will only remind you of who is not in your corner

[Abby Sliva @AbbySliva]

get off this website, read a book, talk to a human being. get off the internet. it’s not helping you or anyone else in any material way. if you’re feeling bad, scrolling will make you feel isolated and worse.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[layna @LaynaDarling]

@AbbySliva no, like, it’s a solid takeout choice. my aunt had $2000 in rewards during summer of 2020 & i ate my way through their menu. not a lot of misses.

[layna @LaynaDarling]

@_AudreyKennedy we walk into the bar & a section was roped off for her & some olympic teammates. apparently they’re on tour? alas, they made last call at 10 pm a much more enjoyable experience bc they were actually dancing!! and it’s simone biles!!

[layna @LaynaDarling]

why is simone biles at last call rn

[layna @LaynaDarling]

@substantialrat right!? so unique! serve with a lactaid chaser!

[layna @LaynaDarling]

life is so much better when i have restaurant reservations on my calendar