TheLazySamurai

I pretty much just use this to figure out why companies are failing, since they seem to respond better on social media, than through their CS

[TheLazySamurai @LazySamurai]

@Uber_Support @beccaariz1 Priority delivery means that they are "shopping" for an hour, while driving all over my town?

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@grok @CortesSteve Is that because you are not constrained to prevent CSAM?

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@omgitsguapo @WellandHydro Thats why I keep an uninterruptable power supple for my station, modem, and router. I get about 20 minutes of high power usage before I run out of juice.

Well worth the $400 investment

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@Amaris669 @kosmagi @WellandHydro Wouldn't be surprised if it was a drunk driver hitting a pole either

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@peta @otakunodejitan Start by ending your euthanasia factories

[MonikaCinnyRoll 💫 3D Creator @MonikaCinnyRoll]

[SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT]
GRAND RE-OPENING
Make some noise about it ya'll!

[TheLazySamurai @LazySamurai]

@MonikaCinnyRoll Alright, that was pretty dope. Shame I missed it since I couldn't stay for the last 20 minutes of the stream

[MonikaCinnyRoll 💫 3D Creator @MonikaCinnyRoll]

SUPER BIG IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Please, take a look!
My most ambitious project yet!

[TheLazySamurai @LazySamurai]

@PlagueOfGripes Just wondering, will there be two different cuts of it; your vision, and the one cut for YouTube?

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@JoshStrifeHayes Jfc, 45 of my 84 videos are gone with the mode on. And several videos that I **know** are not kid friendly due to sexual jokes/cursing, were not taken out by restricted mode

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@redlettermedia Is it too late to request a singular pizza roll?

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@humble Hey, any chance you can look at issues regarding your eBooks that I've purchased? Reference #199.d4a71002.1753354861.b2b3262e

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@PierrePoilievre Get your security clearance, then start talking

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Premiere Trump is yet again causing issues for the American territories, and thus putting strain on the world.

We must strengthen our economy by cutting trade ties with these subsidized deals

https://t.co/ZoBNarfFLE

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@TimHoustonNS Have you tried blaming Trudeau yet? I've seen it work wonders to be honest

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Thinking about how I'm here on Twitter still when I deleted my Facebook

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@BeerMeMarge @MAGAMichelleS69 So are we it seems

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@MAGAMichelleS69 Damn, looks like everyone here has also fallen for this fake tweet's existence

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@SuburbanPolly @SeanFraserMP Appreciate the sentiment, hate the delivery. Never ad hominem