Joanne Timms

Patient Access Coordinator at GSTT sexual health services in London. Open University student. Studying an Open Degree: Specialising in Health and Social Care.

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@TfL I want to this story of an event I just witnessed and how fantastically this bus driver handled the situation. A great representation for TFL!

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@Mooglet1 Oh poor little guy. Imagine the nurses paying attention to the missus and baby and ensuring they stay healthy and alive during the labour rather than entertain to his ego? Shame innit?! Not like hospitals have a cafe or shop on site to purchase your own food and drink is it?

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

Seriously? So you are saying you'd rather the concert went ahead and you might have died and thousands of other innocent people were murdered then? I understand people are losing a load of money but come on!

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@EE Well, you won't be getting my due payment today. Tried with two different payment cards and your website isn't processing the transactions!

[Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob]

OK. Who did this? 🤣🤣

[Andy Heaton @Andrew_Heaton]

My heart just broke, whoever is behind the decision to pull the tickets on this poor girl should be ashamed

I hope they are named and shamed

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@SF_England Oh christ sake! Back to the old way then! Blimey! SFE going back in time and not forward.

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@SF_England What in the fresh hell is this new way of applying for a student loan? I thought being able to sign electronically removed this step? Uploaded my PTMC form (as I started before 2008) and uploaded my new bank and passport details so what happens now?

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@heytherebecs I'll be long dead and be dug up on an episode of the return of 'time team' tv show special before co-op live re-opens. 😂🤣😂

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Tesco profits up 159% to £2.3bn. In other words, Britain's biggest supermarket chain used the cost of living crisis as a pretext for blatant profiteering.

[Joanne Timms @LdnCinders]

@GaryBarlow First their was Rick Rolling so is this the new version called 'Gary Goading?' 😂😂😂 Sorry pal, twitter has sucked me in! #GaryGoading #sorrynotsorry #pleasedonthateme 😂

[Gary Barlow @GaryBarlow]

Ok I’ve had enough I f these now 😩

[Rookhi Sookhi @Sannaaaata]

Kate Middleton has disappeared.
Script-writers of The Crown Season 7:

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

William: Heir

Harry: Spare

Kate: WHERE?

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

imagine explaining this post to me 24 hours ago

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

How are we all expected to “work” when we don’t even know where Kate Middleton is

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me liking all the Willy Wonka and Kate Middleton tweets

[Jo Marie O'Reilly @JoMarieOReilly]

I fell down the Kate Middleton rabbit hole on Reddit. The creepiest thing is the Mirror article where they just replaced Kate with Harry overnight. Same headline, same journalist, different royal.

[tiger b @tiger_brooke]

“yeh so basically Kate Middleton hasn’t been seen in months like she’s actually missing. word on the conspiracy street is that she’s doing 1 of many things - gone for a BBL, growing out her bangs, lost at the Wonka experience. also she’s possibly banksy x”

[kyra 🍅❤️‍🔥✨ @kyrasversion]

can’t believe Kate Middleton entered the princess protection program