Matthew Haha

I never miss a beat. I'm lightening on my feet. And that's what they don't see. Owner of @schpunk co-owner of @waffl3mag

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

Scene cuts to Tom Moore dropping his zimmer frame when no one is looking and Keyser Soze style leaving the U.K. with £20 million & a hot blonde never to be seen again 🤣

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

MASSIVE fan of @mrjamesob
No fan at all of @Nigel_Farage

But always find JOB’s ‘Hitler’ comparisons of Farage a little silly.

Currently listening to a calm & reasoned debate between @campbellclaret & Farage on @LBC

Hardly Hitleresque

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

What the fudge is Sir David Attenborough up to here then? 🙈

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

What do you prefer? #Ryanair or Brian’s hair?

Like = @Ryanair
RT = @DrBrianMay’s hair

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

Closing this account and going to be using my other account >>> @Schpunk <<< for EVERYTHING from now on - follow that account instead! 👍

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

RT if you're coming Schpunk tonight @CameoRomford #Romford #Essex featuring DJ @TheGaryBravo & me + @Heidi_Birch snapping your pics

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

Come to #Schpunk tonight at @CameoRomford #Essex - have fun, get drunk, but don't get completely legless 😘

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@richardajkeys Thanks for saying that, Richard. Means a lot

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@RealDC80 @DavidJPipe So, you're not denying @Bootsy_Collins is a relation?

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@RealDC80 Hi mate, you're not related to Funkadelic guitarist, Bootsy Collins, are you? @DavidJPipe reckons you are. I don't believe him

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

Love this clip from @CameoRomford #Romford #Essex on Friday night. Perfectly shows the unique and friendly atmosphere we have at #Schpunk <3

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

If @channingtatum can dress up like #Disney none of you guys have any excuses THIS FRIDAY at @CameoRomford https://t.co/d8lQAbEn7g

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@MrAndyboy I'm calling bullshit

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@realDonaldTrump @NBCNews Hi ya 🤓

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@NOWTV Any plans on updating the Apple TV app? Really want to subscribe to Now Tv, but the app is pretty basic and puts me off :(

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

Not as good as #Platoon but better than @ShutterIsland - That's #RogueOne current rating in the @IMDb top 250 movies of all-time so far 😜

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

This Friday at @CameoRomford #Essex
@elvanatribute #Elvis fronted #Nirvana tribute
+ DJ @EastonJeff after the bands
https://t.co/h8sqxoYA0a

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@acjimbo - has anyone said how much your cold has made you sound like David Cameron?

Did you notice today, @bglendenning ?

[Matthew Haha @LeBigMaff]

@mrjamesob Listening with 3 other fans of yours and we all agree you're being a bit of a Dick today 👎

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

Dj @dicksielives and @LeBigMaff are spinning the #alternative floor fillers THIS FRIDAY at the @Schpunk #UV party at @CameoRomford #Essex