Matt from Schpunk

Dad | Husband | Spurs Fan | Owner of the most talked about alternative club night in #Essex called #Schpunk

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

#PartyHard THIS FRIDAY at @Schpunk #Essex - it's what the legend @AndrewWK wants x

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@Reuters What's a 'Can't Be Arsed' flag?

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@DPJHodges Especially when Nigel run in Clacton for his own career 🤣

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Prediction: We lose to Chelsea on Tues & all goes down to the last game. West Ham easily beat Leeds. Spurs Everton 0-0 with 30 mins left. Nervy as fuck! Every Spurs player shitting it & making poor decisions on the ball EVERY time they get it. Thats where we’ll be on final day 😩

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@EssexPR Correction: EVERY politician has a lying problem

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@Feargal_Sharkey along floats a turd

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

In a few months Starmer will be gone. At which point all those Ministers and MPs currently saying "We can't change leader, it will be a disaster" will all suddenly say "He's done the right thing. It's best for the party and the country". And they think the voters will forget.

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@LFC___DON @jamesallcott Thanks! I knew my mother would be proud of me one day 💪🏼

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@GBNEWS To save you all a click, it's LEGOHEAD

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@ggreenwald Thank you 🙏 🙏

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@JackPittBrooke ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@NME What was her name?

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

The Internet is undefeated. One of the greatest moments in cinematic history.

[Matt from Schpunk @Schpunk]

If Spurs board are considering anyone other than the manager whose name the fans sing every game, then they are the thickest board in Premier League history.

Confirm Poch is coming after WC
Get Poch to gives passionate speech to fans & players
Let any interim enjoy the bounce

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Rachel and Stephen OR Rachel Stevens?
YOU DECIDE #TheTraitors

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Everyone having a go at Gyökeres. He wasn’t even playing today!!

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Boxing Day 1963 vs Boxing Day 2025. What a time to be alive!!

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“Alexa, why are you offline?”

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@EssexPR