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[Leslieoo7 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

I'm just going to leave this here for posterity.

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

Words alone cannot overstate how deeply stupid the VC-verse is as a whole.

Those Fedbois are smarter than you, that’s why they run a country (technically several countries) and control the currency you use, while you struggle to put a product that’s not complete dogshit on the market.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

To hunt the pedophiles you need a pedophile

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Attorney General Dog the Bounty Hunter

[Damon Linker @DamonLinker]

Is this his 1st wife? Or the woman w whom he cheated on his 1st wife? Or his 2nd wife? Or the woman w whom he cheated on his 2nd wife & had a child while married to the 2nd wife? Or his 3rd wife, who is the woman w whom he cheated & had a child while married to the 2nd wife?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The Department of Justice isn't within 100 feet of a school, is it?

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

@TrackAIPAC Matt Gaetz does this for free lol

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

"Fuck your feelings" but also please come to thanksgiving, we miss you and our vote had nothing to do with you, honey.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Nobody cares about your religion. Stop mass-murdering children.

[john @johnIyne]

"an iq of 170" "6.9ft tall"

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

in an exceptionally crowded field i don’t think there’s ever been a more embarrassing man than elon musk

[katie 🍒 @indykayy]

Donald Trump announces that Hank Pecker will lead the Department of Homeland Security.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

get to know your new republican cabinet

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Matt Gaetz is severely underqualified to serve as Attorney General. For more on this Google “Matt Gaetz barely legal”

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Holy shit I just looked it up and this is a real word. I'll be using it a lot.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Donald Trump's pick to be the top law enforcement officer in the land.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis