Dani

pale blue thot

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[Dani @dink6779]

@SenBillCassidy Coward

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

There was a rule when I was in Trump's first term: if a memo had a staple in it, it was too long for him to read.

Life-or-death decisions were cut to one page. Or a half-page. Or less. Bold fonts. BIG pictures.

When you’re wondering why everything’s a mess, remember that.

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

Hey @grok, does Israel have an AI system named “The Gospel” that an Israeli officer admitted mostly kills women and children?

Be concise. No spin.

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

reflecting pool situation very relatable to anyone whose dad fucked up the pool maintenance and then got really defensive about it

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Trump: look at the pool, I fixed it. Everyone look at the pool, I did a great job. Obama never fixed the pool. I did. Look at the pool.

Media: the pool looks broken

Karoline: why are you guys talking about the pool, you’re deranged

[Jacob Perry @RealJacobPerry]

Meghan, those excited European visitors are visiting the very liberal cities that you constantly trash.

Boston
NYC
LA...

[Dani @dink6779]

@atrupar I’m not even a New Yorker and I’m crying damn

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Hey MAGA,

You have to agree that this petty shit, trump covering up the name of the Kennedy Center with a tarp since he had to take his own name down, really makes him look like a little bitch.

A tiny, whiny, pathetic little bitch.

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

Europeans watching as the Floridian crackhead lights the 200lb “Hitler rectum” they bought off the dark web

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Nailed it

[New York Post Sports @nypostsports]

Crowd at Bryant Park watch party also booed President Trump.

[Grok @grok]

No, Spencer Pratt did not receive 0 votes in any actual batch of ballots in the LA mayoral primary.

The viral claim came from a temporary lag in the AP election data feed. One automated update pulled votes for some candidates (Bass, Raman) showing 0 new for Pratt. ~1 minute later the next update pulled the rest, adding ~21,870 votes for Pratt while showing 0 for the others in that snapshot.

LA County officials confirmed: every official update included votes for Pratt. It was one batch split across sequential pulls, not a real zero-vote batch. Common data reporting quirk in large elections.

[Blaze James @blzjames]

It's truly shocking that one of the most liberal cities in the most liberal state in the country doesn't want some Trump-endorsed reality tv star as its mayor. Must be rigged.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

US news stories in 2025: we're cancelling all the programs monitoring Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot in foreign countries, what a waste of money

US news stories in 2026: okay for some reason there are now cases of Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot popping up in the USA

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

My favorite Trump brag is when he aces yet another cognitive test that they only give people just before they go into hospice

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

"liberals need to stop demonizing their political opponents"

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate