Leah Penelope

OSU. 412. Fashion critic by day, Colombian by night.

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

@okaycarter basics stay basic

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@DSeigfreid @nate_werner8 @siggy_19 @steelcactuspgh ugh why am I not in town?!?

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I told my siste I'd come over to help make a pie and now I'm just drinking all her Whiskey #MerryChristmas

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Something I'm sad I will never be able to say #TheDon https://t.co/0SYjZx6bIF

[Carter SanDiego @okaycarter]

My dad looks like Eazy-E right now

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I just saw a DVD box set of The Hills being shipped out at work and now I'm just really sad for America. Like someone had to order that.

[Cait @cxitlan]

im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

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Ordering Chipotle online: skip the line and wait for 10 minutes at the register instead, we ain't making that bitch til you ask for it here

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

Just ordered a "spicy Italian" from Uber eats. Not entirely sure if I'll get a sub or a very furry Mediterranean man #staytuned #Vegas

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

Was still so drunk when I got off the plane that I tried going the wrong way down the escalator. I might call my ex again for good measure

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

So drunk at the airport that I just called my ex. #SOS

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

New Bill Seeks To Add Campus Rape Charges To College Transcripts https://t.co/rflqWsuBKQ

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

I hadn't planned on leaving Columbus the same day trump was arriving, but I'm certainly not mad about it #ByeBoy

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: nothing like a wedding first dance to remind you that you're going to die alone

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

Me: Hi, you're the bride's dad?
Man: no, I'm her stepdad, her dad is over there
Me: I'm gonna get a Manhattan
#weddingfauxpas

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

"J walking is the gateway crime" #PatrickQuotes

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

"Is butter a carb?" #PatrickQuotes #MeanGirl

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Noah Brown makes an early submission for catch of the year. #SCtop10 https://t.co/Zk2ySrgQml

[Leah Penelope @LeahPenelope]

"if you dreamed it, we lived it" @maggiesanderz on our college experience #twitterlessKelsey

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@bpm5012 pretty much