leah flesher

gimme a lightsaber and a Bob Dylan theme song and I will rule the world

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

@ArmadilloTrolls Very nice...

[University of Illinois @UofIllinois]

Alma's ready for game day. 🔶🔷

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

@CaseyWWilliams Unless you’re wearing red, then it’s 50/50

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

My amazing husband has been basically single parenting this week as I watched my phone anxiously & then through tears of joy seeing our FEMALE Vice President Elect take the stage. Now I can sigh & rejoin my family knowing that my job of ‘girl-mom’ is a bit easier now #BidenHarris

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Meanwhile in Philadelphia

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Cassie @Cassand0ra]

Orange was sus. We voted him out! #YOUREFIRED

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This time of year I love watching the states change color.

[Andrew @ndySanz]

SCREEN FADES TO BLACK, EWOKS DANCE

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[coll @collm93]

I just really want to know what part of the mail-in ballot process is so confusing to Trump supporters? Yes, states started swinging blue overnight while VALID mail-in ballots were being counted. What is so hard to grasp here?

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

@AmandaSayssss “I’m white and don’t really have anything to lose in this election and can’t comprehend/don’t care that that’s not the case for MILLIONS of my fellow humans”

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

Anyone else alive but losing their shit? #ElectionNight

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

overheard on Fox News someone turned on in our breakroom “yeah its good President Trump is doing something because the video of George Floyd’s death made us all very uncomfortable” ...wow

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

Trump: TWITTER NEEDS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, FACT CHECKING ME IS A VIOLATION OF FIRST AMENDMENT

Trump ONE week later: tear gasses peaceful protesters so he can have a photo op

What am I missing here???

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

Sooooo how many of the Astros players get banned from the HoF? Their stats are illegally padded now, some of them for 3 years. I’ve neverrrrr been a fan of intentional HBPs but I’m fully aware that it’ll happen and I bet Darvish is so sad we don’t play them this year

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Kris Bryant following Bellinger and Bauer’s path. This is what we need. Don’t take any of the bullshit Manfred, Crane, Bregman, or Correa are feeding you.

https://t.co/FmrndqdzGy

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

@aflesh23 She’s okay 🤱🏻

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

@AmandaSayssss @disneyplus Right?!!!!

[leah flesher @LeahSwinyer]

Gold 👌🏻

[Tricia @trishalish13]

Well, I just used up the remaining $7 on my Bath & Body gift card from 2007 so I’m pretty sure that means I’ve peaked.