Slick Taco

Academy Award winning, gold medalist, World Cup champ, Pulitzer Prize winning, New York Times best seller, voted most likely to change the world

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

THANK YOU RUDDER I WOULD LIKE A SUNFLOWER

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rudder. He thought maybe you would like a sunflower this morning. Picked it out all by himself. 12/10

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales never use generative AI, but they do make poop from a butt, which is similar except that whale poop is essential to the health of our oceans and generative AI is essential to being a fucking loser

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

Ok but I DO have a friend who is extremely afraid of cotton balls and it’s hilarious

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

The weather is so hot so here's a list of things you need to watch out for:
1. how you speak to me

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

She booped a fucking Bear see I knew they could be my friends

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

If I worked at the zoo this would be me. Ma'am, you look like you need a break so may I take over the booping responsibilities for you?🤣😍

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I’m gonna need the people who make bras to get together with the people who make tank tops and decide where the straps go.

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

This is basically what I looked like in high school and I was convinced I was sooooo overweight, now I’d be delighted to have this body type. Being a girl is hell

[barbara @shawnisgay8]

Por isso a fat selena tem inveja de outras mulheres e a meia dúzia de fãs dela olha isso kkkkkkk se esconde mulher

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

I love working from home but it means I didn’t know my boss was pregnant and she just told me she’s due in TWO MONTHS I had no clue

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

100% of pregnancies are caused by men.

[ZerofilterZone @duicebiggs]

🤔 shoulda kept ya pants on sir!!!

[Slick Taco @LeahZeiger]

@dieworkwear @dog_rates CEO Javi got a menswear guy mention!!!!!!!

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Hi God, it's me, Anne, and this is seriously th e last favor I will ever ask for:

[Ken Bensinger @kenbensinger]

THIS IS EXTREMELY SIMPLE: MORE THAN 60% OF REGISTERED VOTERS IN LOS ANGELES ARE DEMOCRATS. LESS THAN 15% ARE REPUBLICANS.

STOP BEING SHOCKED THAT LA VOTERS PREFER DEMOCRATS AND STOP SPREADING CONSPIRACY THEORIES TO EXPLAIN SIMPLE ELECTORAL MATH.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Lie 🌸⊹ ࣪ ˖ @fawnwithme]

Se você é mulher você é automaticamente minha amiga até que se prove o contrário
Se você é homem você é meu inimigo até que se prove o contrário