Leah Scheitel

Writer, editor, comedy enthusiast and self-proclaimed political nerd. Can also name all 50 US states and capitals, you know, just because.

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Hey everyone who said “Fuck Trudeau” over the last three years, now’s your chance babe!!

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@somollieyay That was me last night. I was that happy

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@somollieyay You’re so much cuter than my bathroom

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Meet the elite couples not breeding to save mankind - we’re cool too.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

"I do not want to miss a good chance of getting us a slice of this magnificent African cake." —Leopold II of Belgium

Before Hitler killed 6 million Jews.…. Leopold Il of Belgium killed over 10 million Africans in Congo and amputated the arms of countless others.

A THREAD

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Is this entire push notification about John Tory?

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A woman I barely know yet have followed on Insta for 5 years just split up with her fiancé and I am DISTRAUGHT over it. My boss yet doesn’t think this is a “valid reason” to leave work early

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Hey look. It’s my cool friend Pete on TV.

[Pete Zedlacher @zedlacher]

Tonight on @CBC it’s the debut of my latest televised gala from the @WpgComFest entitled Home Moaners. Super proud of this show, I hope you tune in, Canada! Plz RT and spread the word. Thanks!

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I live for this shit

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I dunno why but this mountain is reminding me hard of Jabba the Hut

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@joshgondelman Calgary?!

[Pete Zedlacher @zedlacher]

Thinking of my close friend and comedy colleague Andrew Albert, one year gone today. Gone way too soon. He was a good human and he is missed.

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Got a new cat. Named him Niles after Niles Crane. And I’m so proud of him.

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Every time I see a someone walking their corgi, I think they’re trying to suck up to the queen

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@yellowbird888 It was my first day on a new job to so that’s extra cool

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Yesterday I pooped at work down the hall from my boss’s office. Today, the buyer bought Poop Be Gone “for everybody to use” so it’s good to know I’m making an impression.

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A lady I work with eats 9 mini donuts using chopsticks every morning and I wonder what happened to make this her hobby

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If men had to get abortions, they’d make it into an Olympic sport

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My boyfriend has big ‘tuck my shirt into my undies’ energy.

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I fucking love this photo

[Tom Green @tomgreenlive]

I got a row boat