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There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

@Domoo_GOAT @HockeyJoseph10 @DarrenDreger The world has gone to shit since the Sabres lost that lotto. Gotta put him in the blue and gold and fix the timeline.

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@HockeyJoseph10 @DarrenDreger

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

I hate the hurricanes - but that’s sweet. Pig’s Tuff.

[Not Dave Canales @NotDaveCanales]

For my final act: If the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo of the Stanley Cup. Make me do it @Canes!!!

Shoutout to Cleopatra Ink in Raleigh for the amazing artwork and the friendliness showed. They are huge Caniacs as well and couldn’t wait to do the tattoo for me. https://t.co/CgJJrj7DpL

@BarstoolBigCat @SaraCivian @PardonMyTake @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @PFTCommenter @ryanwhitney6

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

It can not be stressed enough how dumb this administration thinks the American public is.

[Ian @Iwendtster]

Lmao really tho why do they just keep using the same numbers? They really think we’re all retarded.

So 270k is what you meant right?

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@buffaslugs Hate to blow up my own spot, but my local Valu of all places has series 2 tins for like $60

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

@COAbrah_ 10 piece of cold wings, tuna roll sushi, and and American flag shirt

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

As close as I could get

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Retiring from 82-0 cuz stop it

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@SneakyJoeSports @JeremyWGR The guys dad died mid year. It’s okay Joe. Sabres will win all the awards next year when we make a run at the cup.

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@adampensel Yes, the Sharks have the same relationship and history with the Sabres that the Sabres have with the GD Carolina Hurricanes.

Get this loser off the payroll yesterday.

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

Favorite storyline: how soon can it end

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

Just out of curiosity, what's your favorite storyline about the VGK vs. CAR Stanley Cup Final?

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@JeremyWGR I agree with you, but does the grand master czar of football operations at 1BD?

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@MrSausageGet That’s like a GenAi bot just spinning out tweetslop

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@steadyriot Just gotta promote a guy like that to President of football operations.

[helmi ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ @lumipearls]

94 KONSTA HELENIUS OUR GOLDEN GOAL BOY !!!!!!

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

I’ve seen enough. Connor’s a Sabre.

[Michael - x @DemidovHabs]

With the report of McDavid having Montreal on his short list of teams he’d like to land on if it doesn’t work out in EDM, I’d like to reiterate the following…

There is no team in the league outside of Montreal that can say they have the following:

A perennial cup contending team ✅
The money to sign him or take him in✅
Strong management ✅
Big hockey market ✅
Assets to trade him ✅

And most important of all is the player’s interest in joining said franchise and it also appears to be there. Not going to get my hopes up yet, but this is a real, legit possibility at some point in the next two years.

[Sausage @Learn2Think]

@ntrider825 Barkov, we’re gonna tell you where all the best wing places are whether you like to like it or not.

[y - cj ⚔️ @buffaslugs]

Hockey fans really need to stop overusing the term "generational"

There are only 8 generational talents in NHL History

Bobby Orr
Mike Bossy
Wayne Gretzky
Mario Lemieux
Konsta Helenius
Alexander Ovechkin
Sidney Crosby
Connor McDavid