effemimaniac

cognitohazard. frottin' around. still friend, just bitey. she/it 🏳️‍⚧️

[effemimaniac @LeastThree]

soft wet eye stalks
slowly reaching out
only to find
nothing but salt again
retreat back into the shell
deep deep

it takes so long
to relax
and try again

only to find

salt

[effemimaniac @LeastThree]

counting is a sin

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

STOP THE FUCKING CAR

[angel @angelmoding]

the worst part about nicking a vein is having to clean up all that blood horny as hell

[Laplace's Demon Core @girlmadeofwires]

any man off the street can be a father, but it takes a proper WOMAN to be daddy

[dog of the year @erogurodog]

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why would you voice train when you can just not talk

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[November @postoctobrist]

every morning I wake up as a transsexual woman and the news and everything on my phone is like ‘what are you still not dead yet pussy’ and then I get up and do my emails or whatever

[BoringKate @BoringNerdyKate]

"Transitioning is scary!"

Do it anyways. Do it scared.

"I'm too old to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it old.

"I'm too fat to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it fat.

"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"

Do it anyways. Do it horny.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

"overnight oats" "gig economy" "tiny home" you are a peasant who eats gruel

[effemimaniac @LeastThree]

@samreich WHAT

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

she honk on my shoe til she mimimimi (she grinds on my boot til she cums without permission)

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

doing things to her that you gotta turn the stuffies around for

[effemimaniac @LeastThree]

@ahumblecabbage oop

[effemimaniac @LeastThree]

@Kayseix @fvllmetally is this the new loss

[effemimaniac @LeastThree]

some of us will survive

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Findom

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Having resting bitch face rules. People think I am intense and mysterious when 95% percent of the time, the voice in my head is just incessently repeating "whoah Black Betty bam ba lam, whoah Black Betty bam ba lam"