Lee-Roy

I am a 2 pizza team
Hi TikTok followers, I don't post sexy stuff here. I just scream ineffectually into the void.

[Lee-Roy @LeeRoyExMachina]

@SamsungMobileUS I'm begging you to fix whatever heinous thing you did with this software update my phone is entirely unresponsive to touch input randomly. I can't open any of my system menus or view my notifications. It is running slower than molasses in January. S21+

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@MamaMaureen13 @hankgreen I learned them as McChubbies if you'd prefer he say that..

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@msolurin People just love Michael B Jordan

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@peachmilfshake Instant mashed potatoes with chicken noodle soup

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@TheHoffinator32

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@gabegreenberg Lol I don't know why this is on my timeline but if you paid me a million dollars not to eat ice cream ever again I'd take that deal. React wouldn't even be a question

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@HashtagCyber I realize this must be related to a metaphor I just haven't heard, but I am now forced to picture the average driver trying to operate a road grader.

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@theinfophile The quantity of robots in my life

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@burgessdryan Not since I started using Material UI. I have other problems now though

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@camiinthisthang Blockchain is a mechanism for providing a fairly trustworthy decentralized ledger and the cost of significant latency and wasted network time.

Crypto currency serves no purpose besides obscuring ownership of money, which is something most people don't want.

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@1929stockcrash .. they look the same age they just have different hair and beards?

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@DameKraft Hear me out: escaping a drive through line whenever you want.

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@kefimochi 💔

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@kefimochi This has been the opposite of my experience

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@_sysengineer They thought they had a chance lol

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@RaxKingIsDead Amazon has had crying booths for years. They have glass doors so people know the moment you are done and can get back to work.

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@LtCatra Literally the entire point is punishing them for a call which I guarantee could have been a text message your bowels are a feature not a bug.

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My only complaint with steampunk is that as a large man who run hot I only have two options for attire.
1) Greasy tanktop
2) Contraption for harnessing my excess body heat

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@AJCpdx Yes! Or at least it looks a lot like one

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@trashh_dev I think the reason this is going over so badly is that the butt of the joke is the junior dev. Punching up is usually safe, punching down is usually poo.