Mama Maureen

With out love...breath is just a clock ticking.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina @SamsungMobileUS The people of Boston would like to remind you to not discount the speed of molasses in January.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@hankgreen My 65 year old blue collar conservativeish dad started working with younger guys a few years ago and now his meme game is on point and he makes strong effort to use people's preferred pronouns. But now he also talks about getting a "McGangbang" at McDonalds. It's a mixed bag.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina Both sound like completely viable options. And if you look as good in a greasy tank as you do a sweaty tank, that one gets my vote.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina @jlulks @DiaryofaSickGrl Oh very much so! Sometimes I just need to have a Come-to-Jesus with my own damn self or else the bullshit wins.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@nut_meggy @BrendaBeaucham3 This man has been putting cumin in his oatmeal wondering why it tastes like shit.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina Personally attacked. Me and my bff have gone on long threads of conversation entirely through gifs

[Jambo 🐻 @PlayWithJambo]

last month i spent almost an entire session explaining stardew valley to my therapist and she said, "so you take care of responsibilities and help others in a video game as a way to feel fulfilled and productive when low" and there was really no need to be so loud about it

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina Also, the adorable gourmand rodent voiced by Patton Oswalt is Remy. Remy is a mecha pilot.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina *blinks slowly*

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina Continuous Nichole is much better than Intermittent Nichole

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (This is bullshit, I didn't remember, Twitter told me, and told me to tweet this for that matter #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina @_sysengineer Samsies. Mom also had an old Coleco from her college days.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina How is this news? Humans have been drawing penises on things for about as long as humans have had penises, lol.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Many states don’t allow mail-in ballots to be counted before Election Day.

But many races can’t be called until mail-ins are counted, which can take over 24h.

This is normal, but some GOP are laying ground to claim any race not called tonight is suspicious. Don’t fall for it.

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

I don’t dress for men, I dress to look like someone who would befriend a crow

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina I actually just finished this https://t.co/Tmh90UTvOs
It's an excellent look at practical effects, worth the watch for the parts about The Thing and An American Werewolf in London alone. In another life I might have pursued a career with ILM *sigh*

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s legal for armed, masked men to threaten people who want to vote, but illegal for people to give voters water to drink.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@jlulks @lawrencetheband That looks so good!

[Mama Maureen @MamaMaureen13]

@LeeRoyExMachina Extremely similar to mine. If the clean clothes live in the dryer they don't have an opportunity to collect dog and cat hair, lol.