What Lee Says

I even have my own Hashtag #whatleesays

[What Lee Says @Leesbits]

New drinking game: when u go to the loo, we get 4 shots. Thanks @ShoeGirlSA ....

[loli @Loli_Sug]

I like dogs n all. Just not if they smell. Or are old Or have lots of eye snot Or jump on you Or lick you Or clean their balls around you

[Marinda Van Wyk @marindavz]

Sometimes ‘because’ is a good enough reason.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Thank god I don't have to hunt to eat, because I have no fucking clue where pizza lives.

[Beezil @wrongwaybennett]

Coffee, you're on the bench.
Alcohol, suit up.

[What Lee Says @Leesbits]

If I love you I will move mountains for you, but hurt me and I'll drop those mountains on your balls.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

I take everything with a grain of salt.

And a Xanax.

[DahFahQuSay @DahFahQusay]

I say we try to break Facebook, everybody go over there & post "fuck this I'm gonna masturbate" then get outta there before chaos sets in.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I can't stand people who have fingers like these

[movies & tv shows @itsmovies]

This deserves endless retweets 👸🙌👑💖

[deji duh duh @dej_dada]

note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.

[J Cole @ItsJ_Cole]

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

[What Lee Says @Leesbits]

Ride it like you stole it....

[What Lee Says @Leesbits]

Traffic is fucked up at samrand N1 north. Rather leave ur car @ office and walk home. Will be less painful. ...

[Cliff - That's All @PigSpotter]

"@AshleighMeyers: There was already an 'X' placed next to the ANC when I went to cast my vote! votes are being rigged! ••cc @IECSouthAfrica

[What Lee Says @Leesbits]

If you like me raise your hands - if you don't, rsisr your standards.

[What Lee Says @Leesbits]

WTF is ANC trying? Sending me sms to vote! !!!!
Jou ma se stinkpplek!!!!!!