Super Wedgie 💙

* Professional Idiot * Military Vet * Believer in Democracy * Full-time Weirdo * Cheese Enthusiast *

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

Why does the Super Bowl have to start so late? Don’t they realize we’re day drinking? I’m gonna be hungover before this shit even starts.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

I’m so excited to watch Taylor Swift win the Superbowl tonight

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

The words, “As a man, I think about this with logic, not emotion,” just came out of his mouth.

I’m about to have the right to remain silent before I tear that bitch-ass’s eyeballs out of his un-evolved fucking brain.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

I propose a continuous daylight savings plan. Never “spring forward,” just keep “falling back.”

Embrace the chaos. Imagine: Wake up at 6 pm. Go to a wedding at 3 am. Dance naked under a full sun.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I set my clocks UP 23 hours, if anyone is looking for a rebel.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

OMG he’s fucking chewing with his mouth open again. I’m about to become a murder suspect.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

I’ve stopped following the news. Instead, I'm following these two random quail who inhabit my neighborhood.

It's much easier and way more intelligible.

[WJ Reid @WJReid3]

The only true amateur porn is made in the Amateur region of France. Otherwise it's sparkling porn, just some hoesecco.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

Just to be 100% clear.... I will fight anyone.

I will more than likely LOSE, but I will still fight you.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Try expunging his indictments.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Putin, if you’re listening…

You in danger, girl.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

Why is this happening in Congress instead of on trashy daytime TV?
Wtf is wrong with these people?

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Debbie sounds like fun

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I don’t think I’ve ever owned a successful strapless bra.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

This is the first time I’ve retweeted a tweet. It’s that good.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

@RepAndyBiggsAZ We haven’t forgotten about you, Andy.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

Well, at least he admits he’s a FORMER President. 🤷‍♀️

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

Gaslighting spelled backwards is FuckOff.

But you’ve known that!

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

This will be my last tweet today. I only intended to acknowledge the importance of this moment .

But this is important enough for me to say how despicable of a man Trump is to post this today. A sick mentally unfit weak and trembling child. A beta who is so afraid.

[Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie]

I may be late to the party learning about this, but damn, look at how cute iPhone made my granddaughter’s hair pop-up over the actual time in my wallpaper pic.