Luke Leitzman

Strategic Property Management

Takeovermaxxing:
Target List - Genworth Financial | Enact Holdings | LM Funding America | Hyperscalers Data Inc

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@danielfazio There is honest to God a 25% chance it wasn’t even reviewed, or the unit was filled even if an equivalent unit is available, or the leasing agent thinks they have a lock and has given up chasing other leads. You’d be amazed and even more mad if you knew lol

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@nicdunz @thsottiaux Lot of people slow down because they don’t think they have what it takes to speed up.

We must ~accelerate~

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

When I failed out of UC Berkeley I didn’t go to class very much but every parking garage with a turf field on top of it that I walked past after 5:30pm looked like this.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

Your rent is $950, you get paid in a week, you’re $200 short, you get charged a 12% late fee ($114), a 57% money charge, 3000% annualized.

I am not squeamish about connecting a payday lender for our tenants. They’d charge 30-100% annualized rate, 30-100x cheaper.
Don’t turn your property owners into payday lenders for a few extra bucks, do business with one and focus on getting your owners paid 100% on time.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@pvtcreditguy Is this just draws?

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

I don’t know what max concurrency along our edge dependencies means and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

[Parcl @Parcl]

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Parcl V4 mainnet

we’re close

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@Parcl How are MORE PEOPLE NOT EXCITED FOR THIS????

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

Boom roasted

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

I’ll start being worried about humans becoming worthless once a single AI advancement lowers rather than explodes the value of old computing devices.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@Parcl @ParclLabs “The national number hides the map”
C’mon y’all lol, let it make the graphic don’t let it name it.

But really great work as always by Parcl. Sending this graphic right to my boss he’ll think I’m really smart.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

Hey boss I finished that “Private Equity associate agent fleet” you asked for. What’d you sell it to that banker for, $250,000?

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

If you’re not using Send Later to make your boss think you’re up at 1am having work thoughts you’re not even trying.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

You can’t own code anymore. You can only buy early access.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@BenBear @_TurboHome T-minus 6-minutes until it’s all “agent-agents” 😂

This is an awesome app I’m excited to dig in.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

Wow

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@jayparsons No it isn’t. We’re all tightening standards on applicants because rents are down.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@zeroxkyle Tech companies going cash flow negative is bullish to their value because of how wasteful their previous spending was.
They had *nowhere* to put their cash flow now they do.

[Luke Leitzman @LeitzCoRE]

@bprintco Yeah love this thank you