Birdie

Your Mom’s favorite Honey Nut Scooter🍯 Future FPOTUS

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

I really hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but at this point we’re desperate. My dad has been really struggling for the last month or so, and we’re trying to the best we can to ensure he’s able to get through this. If you could share or even donate, anything would help.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

The best thing my students ever gave me. I thought they were just really diligent note-takers the whole semester, but it turns out they were compiling a book of all the craziest things I'd said, all *very much* out of context. It's 152 pages long.

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@simplylay I’m eliminating myself because how am I supposed to choose😭

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@memetazaa I don’t Snapchat as much in general, you’ll have to text me😩

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@memetazaa Just send them all to me instead🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@itshemiii Of course!!! If it doesn’t work I have a few more tips that might help as well

[cruzie ★ @milkheavens]

can’t stop thinking about the dude who made me cum 4+ times in one sitting and told me good girl every time i came and then completely ghosted me. i was ready to be a wife

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

who is the worst person that you know and why is it your ex from 2019

[ted @losverwebs]

twitter can’t die tonight i haven’t slept with enough of my mutuals yet

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@elktaur I got booted out again a while ago🧍🏻🧍🏻

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@elktaur If you need help with the third tweet, first photo, I’d be more than happy to oblige😌

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

@BitchBiBye HELLO MY DARLING

[Birdie @LemonAioli]

Just wanted to briefly return to twitter and say that I love pistachios. That’s all. Have the loveliest day💕