How to recreate a festival at home:
- Don’t shower until next week
- Don’t flush your toilet
- Say “oh my god” in horror every time you open the bathroom door
- Say “I’ll be okay in a minute” a lot
- Lose your phone
- Have an existential crisis
- Spend hours trying to find your bed
- Brush your teeth in the garden
- Buy a small portion of chips for £12.50
- Maybe listen to some music
@SoVeryBritish Custard cream (don't judge me). Don’t get me wrong, if it was the last biscuit in the world I’d have it but frankly I’d rather do a rich tea if there’s a choice