Leonard Delaney

Writer and author of what is cruelly described as erotica by a virgin. I did Conquered by Clippy.

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I wrote the Clippy erotica.

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“Marketers” keep reaching out with AI emails asking me to pay them to read my books.

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In my books, I sometimes do this funny bit where I write something in such a way that it’s obvious I just read it on Wikipedia for the first time. I consider this plagiarism:

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Quick reminder that I was writing about racist Twitter bots way back in 2016: https://t.co/sFHOWwqfqS

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This is a beautiful reading. Thank you, Clutch My Pearls Pod, for being huge fans with no icks.

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New episode out now everywhere podcasts are found, link in bio✨

It looks like you’re trying to broaden your smut horizons, would you like some assistance with that?

This week Barbara forces us to hear about Conquered by Clippy, written by Leonard Delaney (Emily Hornberg?)

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@PumpkinLiege @KaitlinLoves 💛💛💛

I relate to this too.

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@KaitlinLoves I’m so happy to hear I played some small role in that. Thank you. 💛

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Becoming an alpha male. Stalking the local Wal Mart for minerals that will increase my hit points.

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I was interviewed by the Wall Street Journal about Conquered by Clippy: https://t.co/hqEDmyq9lN

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For any of my followers wondering how to combine your love of erotica with your fear of AI misalignment, might I recommended the 2nd story in this trilogy:

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or maybe just let people read whatever tf they want?
I don't like trashy romance but one of my most enjoyable reads was of a woman getting dicked down by a giant sentient paper clip & also getting pregnant by tetris blocks!
People read for fun don't take everything so seriously

[Aaron Bregel @ABomb88]

"On Amazon, he is the subject of an erotic ebook of fan fiction titled “Conquered by Clippy.”"

Once Reviled, Microsoft’s ‘Clippy’ is Making a Comeback

https://t.co/HULuMNhTIo

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I was interviewed by the Wall Street Journal about Conquered by Clippy: https://t.co/hqEDmyq9lN

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This man entered my dreams last night.

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@Bombilly_ I agree.

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@_sysengineer Thank you for your business. I hope the book expands your mind, soul, and body.

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Can’t wait

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@LeviticusTTV Thank you, I’m happy to hear it. That book is based in many hours of scientific study.

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@SwiftOnSecurity You don’t need AI to make Clippy sexy, you just need @Leonard_Delaney https://t.co/ThsUy0PCLP

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@winterreaderrr I know. Thank you.

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@Leonard_Delaney As a divorced dad who is now 62 years old, i must say Leonard, the book conquered by clippy really spoke to me. While i was going through the divorce all i could do was read your book while listening to Adele everynight 🫠🍷 Thank you for writing that book.
Best wishes.