Andrew Kalat

Pilot, IT Security Leader, firearms instructor, speaker, author, photographer. Co-host of the Defensive Security Podcast. Elder Nerd. [email protected]

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JUST IN - Nvidia board prepares to oust Jensen Huang, its founder and CEO, after he had two extramarital affairs — WSJ

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@AtriaMysteryBus @JackCarrUSA Wait, do I have to pay Chris Pratt imagination residuals?

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@KelleyKga Look, you’ve got 2 kidneys and only need 1. I’m just saying.

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@SR_Planespotter Have you seen the warehouse?!

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@MCCCANM I’ve learned this the hard way. It’s not the writing that’s hard, it’s the 5 rewrites.

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@UK_Daniel_Card

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@bscholl @skylarromines Same with landing attempts. :)

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@ZackKorman

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@EatFellowHumans Nice to see you back on my Tv screen for TOC holiday.

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@ZackKorman @sweetdelightss Not just for breakfast anymore.

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@robertgraham @rekdt Damn it! I knew it! Well, to be fair, I thought you’d only rank a North Korean spy at best, but I knew something like this was afoot!

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@robertgraham @rekdt Wait, our love was just a lie?!

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@uncannyex You might say it has an… Uncanny Resemblance.

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Oh, just great. Now I’ve got another status symbol to measure up against. No Chinese spies have ever tried to seduce me. Yet.

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@Aviation_Intel I don’t see how he keeps his job after this.

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@bscholl Hope you keep the cyber security tight. China is hard core about stealing our stuff.

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@jeremiahg Is that even possible?!

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@blackroomsec I mean, who hasn’t been seduced by a Chinese spy?