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lounge singer

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

hey you got a bathroom i can borrow?

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

chinese mike

[Duolingo @duolingo]

today's the day, did you learn Spanish? time to cram

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Joining ice and eating hamburgers in the blacked out tahoe and farting and leaving my gun in the car. Greg bovino texting my commander “he’s gotta tighten it up” I’ve taken my bonus and bought a fuck doll that looks like him but has Lucy Lius voice. I’m going to town on it.

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

homie was the mayor of Fossil Oregon

[New York Post @nypost]

Skeleton washed ashore on Washington beach identified as former Oregon mayor who disappeared 20 years ago https://t.co/nx9DqVN1Wp

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

people will find older pictures of me online and assume they're picking a fight with some pipsqueak but what they don't know is that i've been bulking for the last 3 weeks and now im 750 pounds of pure muscle

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

i swear recipe people put 1/4 or 1/8 teaspoon of whatever they have in their cabinet to make it seem more "crafted"

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

@ratlimit cheesburger

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

an eight year old boy was left honking with every breath after swallowing a party hooter

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

the american dream is living in a shitty place because all of the cool places you can go are 1 hour away

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Man it’s so cool living in New Jersey

Wanna go to NYC? One hour
Wanna go to Philadelphia? One hour
Wanna go to the beach? One hour
Wanna go skiing in the mountains? One hour
Wanna go ride roller coasters? One hour
Wanna go see a show or concert? One hour

I love it here man

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

she stakeout the back of my house cuz she long for my horn

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

it's like no one is a meninist anymore

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

call me a gringo all you want but ive been eating taco bell and drinking modelo my whole life

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

@verycoolspot @SabrinaAnnLynn not sure if you remember me hello but i was the woman you saved from a group of guys harasing me, u are such a true gentleman and know how to treat a lady hello!

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

blood on the sand is the greatest video game i ever played

[culture jpeg @culturejpg]

50 cent in Iraq

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

is it... could it possibly be... modelo time?

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

@verycoolspot i find feminism to be quite controversial today, what even IS a woman am i right?? anyway i love women but BJ's has to be my favorite bulk store

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

@seanmdav i voted for selfish guy to do selfless things what the hell is he doing!?

[conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary]

@verycoolspot 😲