🅚🅘🅜🅩 🦅〽️

🅶🅾 ̶g̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r, 🅾🅿🅴🅽 🅜🅘🅝🅓🅔🅓, 🅼🅸🅽🅳🆂 my ̶b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s 📍📌

[🅚🅘🅜🅩 🦅〽️ @LettingRodgers]

We see successful people working hard but we choose to copy their expensive lifestyle. What if we copy their hardwork_ 👣

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i will never understand people who get happy about surprise visits. if you show up at my place as a surprise, you ruin my day.

[JOloo JAMES @oloojl]

Having a healthy bank account lakini unajiwekea self-inflicted poverty ni msiba wa kujitakia. Saving is smart, lakini kukataa kununua good food, nguo, au ata basic comforts makes money your master.

[Kai @Only1kai]

You can spot an employee who’s about to resign from a mile away. The red flags usually show up long before the resignation letter.

The first sign is:

[🅚🅘🅜🅩 🦅〽️ @LettingRodgers]

If you hate broke men,don't be a broke woman,you can't hate what you are 🫣!

[🅚🅘🅜🅩 🦅〽️ @LettingRodgers]

Sister dont go mute for 9months then resurface with a picture of you and your kid. Take us through the journey....
#Thank_You

[Lelethu @Mfanothando]

Your colleagues have no business seeing your WhatsApp Stories. I don’t care how well you get along. Work friendships end when you clock out. 🫵🏾

[🅚🅘🅜🅩 🦅〽️ @LettingRodgers]

The only appointment on earth you can't cancel,,is death...

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My girlfriend is turning 32 soon and got upset when I told her we're only going to celebrate it for half a minute.

When she asked why I would do that, I pointed out "This is your thirty-second birthday"

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

Dear men,

Don't joke with zinc, vitamin D3 and magnesium.

Whether you are married or single, your sperm and sexual health with thenk you.

[🅚🅘🅜🅩 🦅〽️ @LettingRodgers]

If you know you already been allocated El Nino money, the weatherman says don't eat it just yet because they're still consulting the VAR booth to determine whether the briefcase you're about to receive is offside or not.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Unpopular opinion: Most people don’t hate their jobs. They hate being underpaid, micromanaged, and expected to pretend they’re grateful

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you’re sick of work

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Royco...Unilever.... British Company....
Yet they are known to have the most bland food in their Country....lakini wanataka nyinyi mkuwe na flavor...ndio maana iko advertised kushinda everything... because they want whats vest for us...

Sio bure nikikula food ya royco nahara....

What is actually made in Kenya? Like for real?

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

"Never odd or even" spelled backward is still "Never odd or even."

[ΔҜỮΜỮ @AkumuFiona]

an insect in my house gets approximately three verbal warnings before the situation escalates.

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

You learn a lot about someone’s intelligence by how they react when people deliberately provoke them.

[X-X @star_llone]

Ukiwa smart enough huwezani na upuzi iko corporate

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Women are free to reject men when they’re young. Men are free to prefer younger women later. The hypocrisy begins when her rejection is called “standards,” but his preference is called “insecurity,” “creepy,” or “misogyny.”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Don’t trust anyone in the workplace. Everyone is trying to survive, get paid, and keep their job. You never know who might turn against you