Luke

Breath a hundred per cent listerine

[Luke @Lew__ser]

@soulxpunx FUCK IF YOU DIDNT FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU

[Luke @Lew__ser]

@Lariendragon @pilemusic Thanks!

[Luke @Lew__ser]

@pilemusic Rick’s show in Vancouver’s link takes me to a dead page with a number that doesn’t pick up :(

[Luke @Lew__ser]

@pilemusic Please do. I’m really lookin forward to it!

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

Flying horse spotted in Saudi Arabia

[Luke @Lew__ser]

you will get a message from the CRA saying you owe tax money. remain silent

[Luke @Lew__ser]

DO NOT listen to the speech of the figure. He will try to destroy your mind. find the ringing Nokia cell phone and answer it on the FOURTH (4) ring

[Luke @Lew__ser]

there are sconces at each intersection. Place a balloon alternating RIGHT to LEFT at intersections: 6, 9, 69, 3, 33 and 7 IN THAT ORDER

[Luke @Lew__ser]

Once satisfied, the figure will lead you out into a corridor. Every ten feet (10') is a left and right turn (passages under WEM)

[Luke @Lew__ser]

lay in the ball pit. A figure will approach, and ask a series of questions. Answer NONE of these questions truthfully, but remember all your answers

[Luke @Lew__ser]

after sliding for twenty-six (26 ) seconds, take the LEFT fork. You should fall into a ball pit. If You fall into the foam pit, you've made an egregious mistake and it's too late for you

[Luke @Lew__ser]

once this is done, hop off quickly (high torque mechanism) and jump down the newly opened hole. It's a slide. Make sure to bring the balloon string.

[Luke @Lew__ser]

this is your ONLY opportunity to find c-36 they will come back. c-36 must be stood on for eight (8) seconds while jumping three (3) times within three (3) seconds during that eight (8) seconds

[Luke @Lew__ser]

By now, you may have drawn some unwanted attention from the balloons, this is what the Hot Sauce is for. Hand the security group the bottle and affirm you know a Chadwick Mcgee. They should be wary, but will leave

[Luke @Lew__ser]

Go to Bourbon Street. Yes, that one. the shiny floor tiles are in a gird. if we assume the most southwesternly tile to be x-1, and the other tiles are named logically according to that, go to tile c36

[Luke @Lew__ser]

Next, you'll need a bottle of Frank's Red Hot Sauce. A regular size bottle will do. DO NOT get Xtra Hot (very important)

[Luke @Lew__ser]

You're going to need between 20-30 balloons. Make sure to fill exactly HALF of what you end up getting, you must string the balloons in a line, single file. The pattern of which balloons are inflated and which are not does not matter.../?

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

If you watched your friends die at the Travis Scott concert you get one free month of @betterhelp

[Luke @Lew__ser]

@kpducc @Daniel_Keenan https://t.co/MCncJi2eiO