Flexie

can’t tell time

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

"I'm coming into a bit of money soon."
*transfers $8 from Venmo to bank account*

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

@averyaustin_ Literally gained nothing but trying not to laugh

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

@iam_ejp Chestnut J

[steph @steph_mcca]

lost my bf at the party yesterday for an hour and then he came around the corner & was like “Sorry i was following a skunk around the yard”

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

@kyrantosaurus_ I can’t imagine because I was a mess now

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

@evedevonport OH YES this is huge I’ll be there

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

@evedevonport eve we are olives

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

I would die for Mr. Toast

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

Why is nemo trending help

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

“a little big” ya I literally agree buddy

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

sometimes, the person you love says something so equally off-the-cuff and absolutely life-changing that you just have to immortalize it in a book forever.

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

@careyyyoke @panerabread nails are cute tho?

[Flexie @Lexie_Wolfe]

Me at therapy: I need to talk about that old PBS show with the weimaraners with human hands

[Dani @daniweiny]

Me telling Musicnotes that my sheet music did not print successfully

[Haz @_Hazpilicueta]

Best not tell this guy any secrets

[Renee Noel 🇬🇩 @rwelshnoel]

How do you evict somebody from a tent in the middle of winter in the middle of a pandemic...........how do you sleep at night

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells