Elizabeth Ellen

Hippie on the inside.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If we're going to ban social media and mobile phones for kids, then we need to ban Facebook and the Daily Mail for boomers. For the exact same fucking reasons.

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

Elves aren’t real, James.

[Elizabeth Ellen @LibbyJ_01]

Live stream of #BackToTheBeginning has lost all sound during Alice In Chains and I am ready to lose it

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

trump is treating his cabinet like his myspace top 8

[Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89]

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

Americans are so mentally ill hahaha oh no not a glass of wine around kids. A bunch of guns in the house? Ye course no problem proper normal tha, just no crushed fucking grapes, too dangerous

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[Elizabeth Ellen @LibbyJ_01]

Yup

[thenoasletter news and updates @thenoasletter]

i feel so stupid for being even cautiously optimistic

[‎ ۠ @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty

UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

[Katherine Bayford 🍐 @kebayf]

Maybe because every children’s book on sale in the UK is called FAT NAN’S MASSIVE CHRISTMAS FART: BOTTOM’S UP

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

I know we got a lot going on but when America has a minute we should probably put Elon Musk in jail or something

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

It’s sorta hilarious that the Trump campaign stumbled ass backwards into getting a bunch of unexpected minority support, and all they had to do to keep it was not even NOT be racist, but just maintain their CURRENT LEVEL of racism, and instead they put on Bigot Coachella in NYC.

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.

[jynx @jynxbby]

female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder

[Tracy Chou 🌻 @triketora]

i’m mad that everything about the internet that was fun & useful 10 years ago is broken now. this site, obviously. reviews are astroturf lies. search is ai hallucination. no place to share with friends & family without influencer / meme / polarized content overrunning the feed.