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“Who gives a shit. Death will come for all of us. I’m dressed for it.” - Jenny Slate views/tweets are my own.

[rachel @Library_Lady92]

Samson is training for Paris 2024

[Warren @swd2]

Trump says he understands Venezuela because Miss Venezuela did well in his pageants.

Read that again.

And some of you dip shits voted to give him the nuke codes.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Liz Cheney is standing by a warning she first made years ago.

In 2022: “There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”

Now: “Long after he’s dead and gone, those who propped him up will be held to account. For now, we wait.”

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

I don’t understand why journalists agreed to do a second WHCD to begin with. He has no respect for any of you or the First Amendment. He’s a damn autocrat. He didn’t deserve you normalizing him, twice.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Being a billionaire is kind of embarrassing. Imagine having the resources to help solve some of the world’s biggest crises and simply choosing not to.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Jesus’ harshest words in the gospels wasn’t towards prostitutes, other religions, or undocumented immigrants.

Jesus’ harshest words were towards the rich and religious who used God’s words to justify exploitation and oppression.

Yet many want us to believe the opposite.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Jon Ossoff is going to be President one day. And he scares the shit out of Donald Trump and his MAGA Republican cult.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Y'all DO REALIZE that the Declaration of Independence says we're required to remove this current government.

Right?

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

The legacy media sat there while Trump lied about the past elections and "joked" about running again in 2028.

They did not boo.
They did not walk out.
They just sat there and ate their dinner.

The journalists in that room will be remembered as the journalists in that room.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Remember how Republicans went totally batshit when Lloyd Austin took three days to notify the White House about his emergency hospitalization - but when it’s been 41 days & we’re still not sure if Mitch McConnell is alive - the silence is deafening.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

CNN's Jake Tapper was a deranged bloodhound following the trail of Joe Biden experiencing *normal aging processes* in office but can't turn his Sherlockian skills to the comparatively simple question of whether Mitch McConnell is *still on Earth*. Is there no money in the latter?

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

9 days till Mitch McConnell’s untimely death announcement. How are you letting them get away with this? There’s nobody in charge anymore. The coup is complete.

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Again, none of this would be happening if we just held him accountable for Jan 6.

Jan 6 was bad, and we've fully let Trump normalize it.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The corrupt Trump administration has just admitted to withholding taxpayer dollars from states based on how they voted.

Last I checked we were a democracy, not a dictatorship.

Where the hell is Congress?

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

Y'all know the Constitution says we're supposed to remove this current government, right?

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

Where is this generation's Woodward and Bernstein?

When I think about what they did, I am absolutely amazed that no reporters today have the ability or courage to sneak inside of a hospital room.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Hey guys remember that one time there was a shooter at the White House Press
Correspondents Dinner and then no one ever talked about it again