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“Who gives a shit. Death will come for all of us. I’m dressed for it.” - Jenny Slate views/tweets are my own.

[rachel @Library_Lady92]

Samson is training for Paris 2024

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

When Barack Obama said,

"I'm tired of being mad, and just want to get back to doing good work"

I could tell the whole room felt that in their spirit.

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

Barack Obama just explained what is wrong with America.

"Treating other with respect, just basic stuff. Stuff that used to be, wasn't democratic or republican it was American. it was human. it was how we treat each other just basic decency...yeah"

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Talarico is running such a positive and joyful, Texas-loving campaign while Paxton is just screaming “he’s a queer”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Todd Blanche this week: “I work for President Trump.”

Todd Blanche’s oath of office: “I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

These two things are not the same.

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

I have yet to see a Muslim politician trying to force their religion on the rest of America.

Know what I have seen? Christian politicians repeatedly pushing their religious beliefs into our laws, our schools, and our personal lives.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

It should have been over when he mocked a disabled person.
It should have been over when he said he needed to find 11,780 votes.
It sure as hell should have been over after January 6.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Facts

[Gina For Texas @texasforgina]

The Chicks have endorsed Gina Hinojosa for Governor Of Texas

- Make a plan and get out there and vote.

[Sean @seanhhm]

If he were a white guy he’d be front runner for president. Generational talent.

[Renee Libby @ReneeLibby95084]

I’m tired of scandals.
I want prison sentences.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

As governor, I will save Texas public schools by wiping clean corrupt vendor contracts to make Texas teachers amongst the highest paid in the nation.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.

Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.

Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.

JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.

Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.

Mike Johnson's real first name is James.

Rand Paul is Randal Paul.

Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.

But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

In any normal world, this lawsuit would be met with universal condemnation.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

The fact that MAGA are actually BOOING people who are standing up for sex trafficked children in the Epstein files at Trump rallies should tell you everything about what the MAGA movement has become.

In their minds. protecting pedophiles is now patriotic.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Unbelievable. The most corrupt president in U.S. history created a “fraud whistleblower program.”

Ok. Let’s blow the whistle. Trump has:

Illegally accepted a $400 million plane from Qatar

Got $1.4 billion richer from crypto scams

Used taxpayer money for TV ads

That’s fraud!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

What about my paintings again?

[Warren @swd2]

What's more likely to happen to your kid at school: a secret sex change surgery or a shooting?

One has never happened. The other happens almost every week.

Guess which one Republicans care about?

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

EVERY. FUCKING. WORD. OF. THIS!!!

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