Lil' Tummy Ache

I'm only on Twitter to watch y'all argue tbfh

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@Nancy68nj Also, the Pledge doesn't have any weight in our politics other than being a symbol/social tool, and "Under God" wasn't added to it until 62 years AFTER it was first written. Plus the 1st Amendment - it shouldn't matter what ANYONE, politician or citizen, chooses to believe in.

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@Nancy68nj You're not "supposed to put your hand on the Bible", the choice to use ANYTHING (any religious text of your choosing, the Constitution, law books, personal items, words, etc) when taking an oath/swearing into office has existed since the creation of the US.

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@nypost The author of this article skirting over his very real, very crippling addiction to a pirate-themed video game to talk about how good him and his friends are at Wordle is the FUNNIEST fucking thing, actually 😭😭😭

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

Sorry, guys-

THE man***

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

Fellas, is it gay to need a man to "fill" the emptiness inside of you?

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

Only God can fill the emptiness in your heart.

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@pcosprincess22 @BenGallagh83189 @wydbanx God's "decision" became null and void the SECOND He granted us free will, though, so......

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

To compare notes:

- Lesbian4Lesbian is bigoted?
- Straight women using lesbian terms to describe themselves
- "Sexuality is fluid" (aka "you can date/fuck c1s men while identifying as a lesbian")
- Lesbian bars are evil
- Straight women dedicating wlw songs to their boyfriends??

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

I'm primarily on the wlw side of the internet, so I thought I'd just check in with y'all for a sec because I'm nosy:

Gay men, do you guys have any fucking CRAZY/STUPID chronically online discourses centered around you guys this year???

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

Like, I feel like (most) of us know what's going on politically. Has there been anything ONLINE (either in queer spaces or not) that's made you want to log off for a bit?

TikTok trends? Posts from the "friend that's too woke"?? Arguments that would never happen irl???

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

Being in your 30s and having "you MUST drink alcohol" as a relationship expectation makes you a fucking loser jsyk.

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

*woman with a lip piercing talks about going through a divorce*

"HAH, sEpTuM pIeRcInG tHeOrY ☝️🤓"

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

My favorite new trend is people trying to call others out for "septum piercing theory" when they so OBVIOUSLY don't know what a septum piercing even is 😭😭😭

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@tonydoobie @ImFiredUp2 @swd2 Well, no, That One Guy - providing care like that for the entire country would be sOcIaLiSm.

Taking a look at Chad's post history, I'm going to assume that "standing together to help people with mental health issues" actually means "everyone targeting trans/Liberal people."

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@badmofo777Liber @WitcheyGirI @yellowsharpie37 @cornbreadtrumbo @RepFine "Per capita" if you think 5 people is a larger issue than 3k+ people, there's a VERY high chance that you might have some form of mental delay lmfao.

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

"How do we deal with this new Buccal fat removal epidemic?"

"Taking away women's rights and forcing them to marry should fix it."

Only on Twitter, bro 😭🙏

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@DHSgov Once again - US citizens shouldn't be expected to be professional whilst "on the job" when our government is allowed to present themselves like this 😭🙏

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@Destiny_Warlox @salsaccino @NotHoodlum Oh wow, shows what I know!

/I/ thought pedophile meant "someone who is attracted to and/or molests kids," not "someone who practices their first amendment right to openly dislike our elected public servants" (which was very foolish of me, of course). Thanks for the correction ❤️

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@IHandLs @Zdunu_ LMFAOOO you can't make this shit up 😭😭😭

[Lil' Tummy Ache @LieutenantLesbo]

@PBob9016549 @Adulthuman76147 @MishV2025 @LangmanVince The cheerleader in question ISN'T trans, though, so... again, how is he "faking being a girl"???