Mark Andrews

Life moves fast and its hard to keep up, I hope these somehow find a way to help you... through advice or a good laugh!

[CBC News @CBCNews]

U.S. Capitol in lockdown amid violent clashes | Live coverage https://t.co/faIstNsUWH

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@HilaryHagerman @TWC_Wildlife Do they cover Beavers?

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

Life Lesson #417: If they don't put it in their calendar, you know they're just playing you!

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@HilaryHagerman 10 hr car trips driving your friends to their concerts and watching @FakeAndrewEvans have an anxiety attack is better

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@HilaryHagerman What is a 10hr drive!?

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@tedgraham what is the official way of doing "paper" for rock paper scissors? This is a giant debate among my friends

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@FakeAndrewEvans https://t.co/X93dDwif7c

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Can You Redeem Count Dooku In The Eyes Of Your Father-In-Law? https://t.co/ztoGLpHcpU

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@eliburnstein Haha great, as you can see I need the practice still!

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@eliburnstein any chance there is a word list you can whare for the spelling bae tomorrow

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Los Angeles now leads St. Louis 2-0.

...both in this game and in professional football teams.

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

Life Lesson 416: @kuma7000 @aurora_gamine 3 goals with 10 minutes left is the worst lead in hockey 😋

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Age when recording 1,887th career NHL point
Jagr: 44 years, 309 days
Messier: 43 years, 73 days
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Gretzky: 28 years, 304 days!!

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

The average Toronto gingerbread house is worth $870,000

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@kuma7000 @aurora_gamine https://t.co/qzPYaZHRIr

[heather @heatherlike]

@stats_canada hahahah

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@kuma7000 @aurora_gamine no way, Jonas Hogland goes way before Wendal!

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@aurora_gamine @kuma7000 luckily the Leafs never have good enough players that they'll have to worry about using up all the numbers!

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@kuma7000 @aurora_gamine haha best yet ever https://t.co/T1DfYj2rqA

[Phil Kessel @PKessel81]

Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it.

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

93% of residents of Toronto didn't even realize there were other cities in Canada

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

@FakeAndrewEvans they've solved it! https://t.co/q6fNp6ccVb

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Links Clinical Depression To Getting Dunked On https://t.co/VlfLOADaag

[Mark Andrews @LifeLessonX]

I thought this was an @TheOnion article haha https://t.co/H0BjwQQ5zd

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Skunks with cups stuck on their heads: A @cbcasithappens investigation https://t.co/PWxDBXDXoI