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ACD @ SocialChain, failed Come Dine With Me contestant, avid cider drinker and part-time mischief maker.

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Just discovered the @PratchatPodcast and I absolutely need to recommend it to every Discworld/Pratchett fan I know because it's bringing me so much joy and I need to share it. @DrBoilers @CourtenayElle @sindyvine @LNJStokes

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@Gilition @LNJStokes core memory

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@LNJStokes Dad claims Magnus somehow fixed it, which I have already begun crafting into intricate family lore

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@InternetHippo Real pain not knowing a single person who's online enough to find this funny

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@maxolotl_music @stridden this absolutely sent me

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@BigTucsonDad @SDPBlance If you had TikTok it'd just be this

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@DantheClamMan @SDPBlance lol

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@V_Cornborough thank you so much for sharing your experience adjusting to twin life - as a twin mum and amateur rugby player it made me feel really seen and valid (mine are almost two and it is getting easier). You're an inspiration 🌹

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@marxculture @SDPBlance lol

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@RebeccaCNReid @SDPBlance lol

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@JGrantGlover Zza

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@shitbritishpics @hollyrhick you in the purple striped tights me in the red tights

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@ContraPoints And, if you do have this as a cis woman, you have no value as a human, super healthy and normal ❤️❤️

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All credit to Katherine Ryan. I'll never forget an after show party in Russell Brand's hotel where very young women were strongly encouraged to drink, taken to his bedroom and then immediately ejected from the party after. It's not necessarily SA, but it's predatory as fuck.

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@KatyMontgomerie Absolutely insane replies - 1995, school in the Midlands and we all changed in the same classroom. Pals and I still laugh about the one kid that used to climb on the table and windmill himself around.

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@FelicityHannah Word spreads Jeremy, word spreads

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@induswaliarch @CourtenayElle wanna go halves?

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@ao @socceraid Mario if he were the hardest man in the east end

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Footballers⚽️ v Olympians🥇
Celebrities⭐️v Musicians🎸
England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v Rest of the World🌍

Who will triumph in the #AOFastestDelivery Challenge?

#SoccerAid @socceraid @BenFoster @MoFarah03 @KaylynKyle @alex_brooker @Leon_edwardsmma @thedavidseaman @TheBugzyMalone @DBachmann1

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“True or False: Lee Mack’s middle name is ‘Return of the…?’” 

Danny Dyer and Kaylyn Kyle take the #AOSmileChallenge with Lee Mack as referee. There’s only one rule. Do. Not. Smile.

#SoccerAid