The Life Sciences

Breaking new ground in anal-based communication strategies of plant and invertebrate life and exposing NASA for its anti-family star shows and female troubles.

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@realDonaldTrump How many abortions have you had? https://t.co/G0bp4L7zlW

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#GuessTrumpsSupremeCourtNominee It's @JudgeReinhold! Wink says ready for post-truth jud.system. Like Cheeto, makes me sexually ill @ ease!

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@JessieNYC Wheres yr sociological analysis?Quotes aren't sociology. Brainwashed idiots speak for thmslves; data need analysis. #science

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@realDonaldTrump Tan your eyelids and eyebrows! Yr face embarrass planet. Made of scrotum. Retard of the world. #DonaldTrump #Aleppo

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@realDonaldTrump no! makes us look weak, effeminate, a nation who use tanning beds & file bankruptcy, mismanage daddy's money. don't accept!

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@realDonaldTrump @mike_pence Stop tanning. Look bad, sad. butter which has been left out, is not not real, has other ingredients, is taint.

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@realDonaldTrump have surprise skin on face...is scrotum! Face=scrotum! Mouth=asshole! Now u know y so ugly + spew shit always #science

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@meganamram How state ban abortion in @realDonaldTrump honor when he biggest abortion ever & look like pig balls w/ chin 4 days? #sexist

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@realDonaldTrump Donnie u looks like piggy's balls and chins 4 days n days my racist orange man. #jaundice #2corrinthians #misshousekeeping

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@newtgingrich Newtie, remember yr mom wiped yr butt til she died and you told her yr secrets? #pearlharbor #3wives https://t.co/V4Sxssa9Z1

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@realDonaldTrump How states make abortion illegal in your honor when you = worst abortion in history? #irony #Doublestandard #science

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@realDonaldTrump You = fattest slice of shit ever elected to public office. Women as ugly = not allowed in public. Sexist? #Doublestandard

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@HillaryClinton Drop Bill at the end of this debate and I'll vote. We're so close to appearing to take sexual assault seriously! #debate

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@realDonaldTrump Thanx 4 keeping it real on WJC's sex assault allegations. Talk a/b the repeat allegations against u now. #debate

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When Pence uses that gentle, Evangelical whisper, I just...I just feel like I'm about to get molested. #VPDebate

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@NASA #DidYouKnow 90% of astronauting is driving across the South in diapers to study the effect of love triangles on wasting my tax $?

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Did u know: a group of 4+ white people is called a gaggle? It's derived from early 19th century goose connotations i.e. a gaggle of honkies.

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TheVeryHungryCaterpillar prepares kids for the hunger they'll feel when the High Priestess commands them to give birth to themselves anew.

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Rooster don't have penises. #Science #PeenFacts

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Whooping it up Neil Young style, in most circles, refers to giving birth at one's prom. @neilyoung #Etymology #DidYouKnow