LifebySelene

Permanently bemused by society. Lover of history. Has a library. I do like my vodka. Fan of meerkats. Want a drink?

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

#GoTS8

Ah, was wondering when those ships would turn up...

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

#GoT

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Sansa and Dany. Oh...future friends or foes?!

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

Are we trying to outdo the Trump presidency in the 'useless embarrassing government' stakes... ?!?!?!
#libspill #auspol

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

@realDonaldTrump We have reached peak troll.

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

Imagine if every issue was decided by a non-compulsory, non-binding, possibly illegal $200 million+ postal vote #auspol #marriageequality

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

👍 London terrorist attacks: Trump again embarrasses himself and US with his tweets https://t.co/0rv5R0e22m via @smh

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

Not sure my cat likes my singing voice. Fair call.

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

My #cat paws are hugging my finger #love #pet

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

Cleaning whilst drunk and singing aloud to pop is #adulting at its best 👍

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

It's sad when you order a Russian Mule at a bar & you don't know if you're getting a cocktail made with vodka or a U.S. Government official.

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

Delightful elderly couple doing crosswords and drinking Singha #beer 😊 #RelationshipGoals

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

@50NerdsofGrey Finding your Twitter just made my Friday 👍😊

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

"Say bad things to me," she begged, "Terrible, unforgivable things!"
"OK," he said, "Rogue One isn't as good as The Phantom Menace."

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

"Thank God it's nearly over!" she cried. "That was the most painful thing I've ever experienced! What was it called?"
"2016," he replied.

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

Telstra: "we'll call if we need anything".
Don't call yet they need something.
7 days later, still waiting.
Unimpressed.
@Telstra

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

#Cat women pay good $$ for this nail cutting business. #sorrynotsorry

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

❤ Accurate https://t.co/QOV9v3ZXOe

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

@realDonaldTrump A constitutionally mandated three-branch system, you fucking chimp.

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

@SkyNewsAust @TurnbullMalcolm Good!

[LifebySelene @LifebySelene]

What would you recommend?

Foreign travel.

#travel #advice