KC McGuire

Games 🖥️ Tech Freak 📱 Dystopia ⛑ Anime 🤔

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New #anime idea: “My American friend”

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My fiancée called me a “supportive husband in training”…S.H.I.T

They should put that in a shirt

#relationship #relationshipadvice

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Question for @TPAIN & @official_flo

Was shawty wearing:
1) Apple Bottom Jeans & boots with the fur

OR

2) Baggy sweat pants & rebox with the straps

She couldn’t wear both at the same time.

My fiancée has been wondering for 20 years, and now I am questioning it…

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Got to love #Christmas

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Augustus MayWho: “THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS”

Forensic Files: “THOSE GOD DAMN BLACK SHOES”

Fiancée: same energy

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Cindy Lou Who: “Santa what’s presents about”

Grinch: “…presents I suppose”

Cindy: “I was afraid of that”

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I want a movie about either:

- The Christmas after The Grinch and Martha May got together (The Grinch warming up to Christmas in his own way)

- The story about the the baby that The Grinch replaced (A normal Who in a Grinch World)

@Disney #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas #Christmas

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It culminates in The Grinch speaking in rhyme

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Well shit….

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*Announcement*

I Lost The Game

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Past me is a jerk…

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EMT = Emergency Medical Technician

Interesting use of the word “technician”

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How high up do you have to be before ‘floating’ becomes ‘flying’…

Like 2 inches off the ground: floating

200 feet off the ground: flying

#SciFi #Fiction

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It has a “I’m not like other drinks” vibe

It’s the ‘Pick me’ of sodas

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I feel like the people who like Dr Pepper treat it as a personality trait

@drpepper #AITA

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@Postmates_Help @Postmates

When ordering Alcohol, does the app notify the driver at pickup with a popup / attestation of alcohol? Cuz I have drivers repeatedly forgetting drinks…

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Problem solved: @SmoshGames :
@smosh does @taskmaster …..need I go on….

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@nbcsnl Idea: I’m haunted by a Tax Ghost

Instead of scaring me, he remind me that taxes are due and I’m committing fraud, which is a federal offense.

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“You can’t go wrong with tendies and taters” - Girlfriend

I love my gf ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️