Little Dave Merriman

Fella. Husband. Musics: (Me) and The Soft Lockdown; The Arrivals; Big Baby; Textbook Committee; Treasure Fleet

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@America1stLegal Is Melania going to be OK? 🙏🏻

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@CreativCulinary @ReallyAmerican1 Weird flex

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@PitchingNinja I bet he blames the leg

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@VarietyKGB @zumphry @R6Rider Oof. A broken clock...

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@DaveStrait @zumphry @Lyndsey_Winnie Nailed it.

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

All the law-and-order-riots-solve-nothing-blue-lives-matter folks are being awfully quiet tonight. Or they're all just jacking each other off on Parler. #DCRIOTS

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

Motherfuckers got game chairs. #envy #tensionheadaches

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@HarMarSuperstar @laura_hauser Dasani Napkin

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@Manny_Alicandro The revolution will not be immunized

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

Oh to be a fly on the head during this debate... #VPDebate #Fly

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@LinBrehmer @JuddApatow thinks someone farted on his pillow.

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

What's it called when a snake sucks it's own dick forever? That's what Pence's words are. #VPDebate

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@officergleason Yep yep.

[Har Mar Superstar @HarMarSuperstar]

No matter how far ahead it may seem Democrats are in polls PLEASE VOTE. Your vote matters, and there is no time to be complacent.

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

Pence is dropping nothing but smooth, AM horse shit. #VPDebate

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

"The American people the American people the American people the American people the American People" - Mike Pence #VPDebate

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@ArmorOfGod13 @brenonade That should have said "AS he speaks..", but I'm sure you knew what I meant, Sarge.

[Little Dave Merriman @LilDaveMerriman]

@ArmorOfGod13 @brenonade I only trust the things I see coming out of his mouth, of which there are plenty to support my claim. It's not like media spin is happening before he speaks, except for when it is. @FoxNews

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

COVID saw Stephen Miller and was like: ‘Naw....I’m good.’