Zombie Snail

I like cheesecake.

[Wefail @wefail]

Imagine paying $100,000 per month to read "ALec BalDwin, wHose dYing mEdiocre carEer was Saved by his TerRible imPersonatiOn of me on SNL!" 10 minutes before anyone else.

[Wefail @wefail]

He's lost again🤣👋

[deviates @Deviates]

@I_amMukhtar You can donate here to support the Grumpy Cook https://t.co/iKwMdnZq7k

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

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[Wefail @wefail]

Don't worry about Burnham you should focus more on beating the bin, Nigel.

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨 Since Andrew and Tristan Tate's latest arrest, their fanboys have been posting clips of Andrew talking about their alleged victim "Jane Doe," or who he called "Girl A" in his recent podcast with Jack Neel.

So only fair that the other side is heard - here is Doe's lawyer Dani Pinter telling the story of her travelling to Romania to meet Tristan and the relentless lawsuits and alleged harassment that the Tates and their followers later sent her way:

[Zombie Snail @LimeCheesecake]

@DaysGone_1 @johnhelm2006 @nxt888 Thank you and good luck yourself.
I've never read Robinson Crusoe, so don't judge me on that. I also didn't read all of your post, judge that as you will.
There's an awful lot I don't understand, but it would be weird if everyone was a genius and I get by as I am 😊

[Zombie Snail @LimeCheesecake]

@DaysGone_1 @johnhelm2006 @nxt888 The first reply has some interesting stuff, thank you.

But I was actually talking to Bible guy.

You sound pretty grounded for someone on here!

[Zombie Snail @LimeCheesecake]

@johnhelm2006 @DaysGone_1 @nxt888 You are simply replacing one work of fiction with another...

[Wefail @wefail]

Netanyahu's invited to America and revered by Trump’s cabinet when he should be in The Hague.

[Zombie Snail @LimeCheesecake]

@ILoveHitMarkers @s8n Me too!

[Wefail @wefail]

@BaldingNot

[Wefail @wefail]

Winning 😬

[Zombie Snail @LimeCheesecake]

@HalfwayPost The other 3% said 'Andrew who?', and then agreed when he was described!

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Watchdog accused of ‘giving away’ billions of litres of spring water to foreign bottling giants."

Yep the EA are up to their old tricks again. The EA are charging Coca-Cola £6,070 a year to abstract water from the north of England which Coca-Cola then sells for £30 million.

Did I mention that according to the EA by 2050 in England we will need to find another 5 billion litres of water per day just to keep our taps running and to try and save our chalk streams.

What a hoax of a regulator.

https://t.co/i4R1bahBuz

[Zombie Snail @LimeCheesecake]

@CUMAGAlN_ And short, don't forget that he's a teeny tiny little guy.