Lindokuhle Malinga

[THULI♤ @THULIIIIIIIIII]

African countries just purely disrespect South Africa and it’s citizens

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

You can never be careful enough. Just pray it never happens to you.

[AKA @akaworldwide]

SOUTH AFRICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

[H arc⛩️ @theironhokage]

You never realize how long a minute is until you're doin cardio😭

[Parker💧 @ParkerOlad]

calling someone back and they don't pick up is a wonderful feeling

[H arc⛩️ @theironhokage]

Am i the only one who likes to go to the gym and not talk to a single soul?

An empty gym is heaven for me

[Ndapanda. @Drinkin_Winez]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you.
So live a little ✨🙏🏾

[Softboy @softboywin]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.”

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

“Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “A senator?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The President?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?”

Cop: “I think it's God!”

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?”

Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Raesetja @Raesetja123]

Sometimes you are the weapon formed against yourself not to prosper

Zip your mouth 🤐Not everyone has the same heart as you!!!

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[Chad Slime ® 🍎🍎🍎 @ChadSlimeBased]

Being your authentic self at work is a great way to get fired

[KasiboySA @KasiboySA]

You think you can see 👀?!

Wait until u meet this guy 🤞

[*WestrandEnganche* @carryonmrkash]

You guys don’t understand how finished this app is. Go fedile mo we just here purely out of habit nje 😂🤞🏾