I kid you not there is a ghost in my house that steals my avocados. Ive bought like 3 and they all disappear. Like I’m glad you’re not showing up in my room when I’m sleeping but like..my avocados..really?
Damn I never realize how bad my potty mouth gets at school until I'm home for the holidays and I accidentally tell my gram to pass the fucking potatoes
My dad casually shouted at my brother during his hockey game "MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT VAPE YOU WOULDNT BE SUCKING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW" like 20 people turned and looked at us