linnie ell

Too many cats, too little patience. Music makes the 🌎 go 'round. Illustrations by Maxfield Parrish. Blue wave🌊
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[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Microsoft @MercedesAMGF1 Dear
@Microsoft Please let me know where I can come to turn off your hot water heater w/out notice or consent so you can find yourself taking a cold shower & know how it feels to find one's documents all screwed up because you turned off my computer.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@anyonewantchips It's projection, Trump is crooked and stupid. I liked Welker better when she was a reporter for MSNBC but at least today she pushed back and good for her.
The photo of him makes me think of Pretenders singing "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for."

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Angry_Staffer Unfortunately the truth is lost on Trump's supporters. You can bet they've snagged that Turley post and circulated it within their own deluded circle. He lives on lies and his supporters lap them up like ambrosia.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Straticus2 @KirstyBain65 @JamieBr42105014 @matthew58666075 @melindadenson1 @PatriciaKellogg @LebrunDon @jjimmybaseball @BigTinyBird @hokiebrat @Rowdygirlinmt @previouslife17 @SeasSprite @JaniceBoyles8 @Shoot4theMoon2 @DonLawr86874954 @lyabeer @AgarIII @Kaiya1212 @obx_lisa @TheTobster111 @455arf @GrahamOtago @rajak101210 @PatiKRoll11 @pimpa_L @MicheleScott12 @Thomasholleran @SusanIsSicOfGOP @ReesusP @BMLewis2 @CapanoStina @myWitsEnnd @Laurieluvsmolly @garr458 @HeatherKing555 @mommacq @TomMcD15 @leahbak11727622 @Crusadersky @i_gvf @mysageadvice @AstiJesse @hey_ray42 @Xenophilia33 @catcatdean @snn813 There was an article in WaPo today about a guy who started having symptoms when he was 19, when he was 47 , after seeing 100 Drs, one finally figured out he'd picked up a parasite in Africa that lodged in his body. A shithole country w/ tourists.
https://t.co/5jVWygZC5j

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Straticus2 @KirstyBain65 @JamieBr42105014 @matthew58666075 @melindadenson1 @PatriciaKellogg @LebrunDon @jjimmybaseball @BigTinyBird @hokiebrat @Rowdygirlinmt @previouslife17 @SeasSprite @JaniceBoyles8 @Shoot4theMoon2 @DonLawr86874954 @lyabeer @AgarIII @Kaiya1212 @obx_lisa @TheTobster111 @455arf @GrahamOtago @rajak101210 @PatiKRoll11 @pimpa_L @MicheleScott12 @Thomasholleran @SusanIsSicOfGOP @ReesusP @BMLewis2 @CapanoStina @myWitsEnnd @Laurieluvsmolly @garr458 @HeatherKing555 @mommacq @TomMcD15 @leahbak11727622 @Crusadersky @i_gvf @mysageadvice @AstiJesse @hey_ray42 @Xenophilia33 @catcatdean @snn813 As they say, "the cruelty is the point." There are millions living in poverty in some 3rd world country who would be thrilled to have 10% of the money he has + would be grateful as hell but not him, just a metaphorical bratty toddler w/ a gun shooting people for the fun of it.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Straticus2 @KirstyBain65 @JamieBr42105014 @matthew58666075 @melindadenson1 @PatriciaKellogg @LebrunDon @jjimmybaseball @BigTinyBird @hokiebrat @Rowdygirlinmt @previouslife17 @SeasSprite @JaniceBoyles8 @Shoot4theMoon2 @DonLawr86874954 @lyabeer @AgarIII @Kaiya1212 @obx_lisa @TheTobster111 @455arf @GrahamOtago @rajak101210 @PatiKRoll11 @pimpa_L @MicheleScott12 @Thomasholleran @SusanIsSicOfGOP @ReesusP @BMLewis2 @CapanoStina @myWitsEnnd @Laurieluvsmolly @garr458 @HeatherKing555 @mommacq @TomMcD15 @leahbak11727622 @Crusadersky @i_gvf @mysageadvice @AstiJesse @hey_ray42 @Xenophilia33 @catcatdean @snn813 It would be their worst nightmare! Go for it!

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@SenRandPaul Rand Paul, your neighbor was right. Undocumented residents of the US can't vote now, they never could. The SAVE act isn't about saving America, it's about saving the GOP's ass at the midterms for all the ways it's let Trump fuck Americans.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Microsoft how many fucking times do you need to update? It seems like you have to update my computer every goddamn day. You turn it off at night & I wake up to documents I have to resave. It's MY computer, I paid for it, yet you seem to have jurisdiction over it. You so suck.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Angry_Staffer I'd say they need to dial back on the anti-anxiety meds.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@hacker4618 @CattardSlim They probably said, "Sir, what America needs is a place just for us, Sir. A Trump Promenade, Sir. A place for red hats, big bellies, bimbos, with a McDonald's, Sir.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@CattardSlim My idea of a Trump promenade would be the word as a verb with the word perp in front of it. The perp promenade would be to a federal prison with a cellmate named Bubba who has the hots for old bleached blondes waiting for his arrival.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@AdamParkhomenko Just read your email, my favorite part of any morning! I'm sure you know this but would love to see it get pointed out, Tony Dickface aka Dokoupil is married to MSNOW Katy Tur. She usually manages to "both sides" anything Trump does.
Signed your forever fan, an old sexy patriot

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@goaloa @Jake_Republic That's what I did. But then I'm a democrat. I can't believe Hilton is doing as well as he is. I'm glad Bianca bit the dust early.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@3rdEstatesman @Angry_Staffer But why the visible nipple? That's so weird.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Angry_Staffer Are they under the impression that big boobs is a good look on a guy? Did they think the nipples were gonna make the voters swoon? He just looks fat.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@orourke_cherry @Angry_Staffer Thanks, the return already went through. I've been lucky, never been pursued. Have always had CPAs do the returns.
I find it disgusting beyond words Trump thinks he should have forever immunity for him and his children. He's the criminal who insists its his right to steal.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@Angry_Staffer Well, we all know when people get old and senile, they repeat themselves. Just because Trump can recognize a duck, doesn't mean he isn't a senile old coot who'll tell the same story over and over.... C'mon November, time to put guardrails around Grandpa Creepy McGrifty.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@glenn_tunes The report said his cardiac health was consistent w/ a man 14 years younger - yeah, sure, fat, angry asshole who never sleeps + lives McDs & grease, is a cardiac youngster - give me a fucking break.

[linnie ell @LinnieElle]

@John_Beckham14 Sadly, the answer is "not a snowball's chance in hell." I hope Dems run great candidates to take back house + senate in November. And maybe the R's Trump screwed will speak up, like Cassidy, Cornyn, Massie & tell people to not vote R or stay home. Time to end T's reign of horror.