Heat in 9

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

Miami Heat fans had to experience:

- Knicks ring
- Celtics ring
- Bucks ring
- Jimmy requesting out
- trading for Terry Rozier
- Bam and Dragic injured in finals
- Max Strus “out of bounds”
- missing out on Dame
- missing out on KD
- missing out on Spida
- Chris Bosh getting blood clots
- D-Wade leaving Miami
- LeBron leaving Miami
- 2011 finals collapse

WE ARE TIRED OF SUFFERING

[Dear World @dearantlers_]

"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Turns out it was a huge three...

[Zack @kojiavo]

@calajms They say 3s the new 9 idk tho

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

everyone say welcome back Jeremy 🥹

[B LOU @BLouu]

Don’t watch porn cuz u might waste the next LeBron James cuz u wanted to see Sara Jay

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

You really used to be able to get into it with your boss and not give a shit because you’d have another job lined up within 2 weeks. Now you gotta postpone that attitude for at LEAST 3 months lmfao.

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[FLORIDA @UF]

.@NVIDIA co-founder and @ufalumni, Chris Malachowsky, encourages the newest class of Gators to care deeply, keep learning and build momentum.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you were about to rage quit your job but then your boss praises you in the team meeting

[toxic king @toxicking]

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

[George Tsitati @Tsitati_George]

I have tasted Masters, I have tasted PhD. I recommend therapy.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who��s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

[Peter Pourker IV @peterpourked]

Too tired to go out on a Saturday night #McQueenIsFading

[tiny @saltduckegg]

grad school (masters): embarrassing kinda, unemployment for normies :/

grad school (phd): cool and esoteric, real scholar, unemployed but in a cooler way