Lisa Carl

[Susan For San Jacinto City Council @ifudontlike2bad]

@HillaryClinton 🤣😂🤣
(Hillary was right and she warned everyone.)

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I want to thank the Russian Academy for this Lifetime Achievement Award.

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

@NPRinskeep 😂 Well done

[ICT @IndianCountry]

Indigenous people are celebrating (and shedding tears) over the historic selection of Rep. Deb Haaland (@RepDebHaaland) as Interior secretary.
https://t.co/c6RRlyHDii

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

My god. The entire world hates @realDonaldTrump.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Police fire tear gas into a peaceful protest of George Floyd’s murder but stood like the goddamn Queen’s Guard when white assholes w guns storm the state capitol protesting HAVING 2 WEAR A MASK IN A PANDEMIC. We live in 2 America’s & if this doesn’t make it clear ur a dummy

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

Horrible to see this happen, particularly to a publication perennially committed to human rights and social activism. Infinitely less horrible than the murder of a human being. Horrible nonetheless.

[INDY Week @indyweek]

3/3: If you can, we need your help today more than ever. Please consider joining the INDY Press Club to sustain our mission of making better journalism for a better community. Join today at https://t.co/kQHo9FECAf. We appreciate you all.

Thank you — @jeffreybillman, EIC.

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

@AskingAmy For dinner last night, 1 box of Whoppers, 1/2 box of Mike & Ikes. Later peeled an orange delivered by the Island of Misfit Fruit service. Turned out to be a miniature pink grapefruit. Ate it anyway, sans sugar crust. So yeah feeling pretty fit right now.

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

@nbrody Eeyore of course!

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Here is Captain Crozier walking away from his ship while sailors chant his name after he was relieved from duty for blowing the whistle on a coronavirus contamination aboard the USS Roosevelt.

He sacrificed himself and it sounds like everyone knows it.

[Jack Herrera @jherrerx]

Hi, I'm a reporter: Are you a landlord whose tenants missed rent, and so you're now trying to figure out how to evict them this month? If so, please get in touch. It's not for a story, I just want to beat your ass

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

Make mine a double #dailylemonade #squeezinglemons #desperatelyseekingupside #CoronavirusPandemic #gratitude #gratitudechallenge

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

THREAD: I mostly talk about movies on here, but here goes. We are currently pivoting our factory to solely make surgical masks and other medical garments in short supply. We can make 2 million masks a day, and are looking to help in any way possible during this time. #COVID19

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

@realguha1 @DavidWuGmu Essentially every library in the country is closed for workers’ and users’ safety—except THE library?? BS.

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

@realguha1 @DavidWuGmu Amen

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

Daily Lemonade! #top12% #squeezinglemons #winning #tinypointsoflight

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

Woman here 🙋 Medicare for All and a Green New Deal will do more for my life than having a woman be vice president on a ticket running against both

[Lisa Carl @LisaACarl1]

@AskingAmy Fun-shun?

[Alex Piletska @alexinlaw]

I just found a quiz called “Are you an introvert, an extrovert, or a sea monster?” and it’s the best thing I’ve read all week.