Lisa Goodwin P.I.

Vampire Hunter, P.I. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels Fan.. Acct managed by author @Dshorb

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Cunt cake... That vamp bitch is a real cunt cake. Your vocab lesson for the day. - LG

[NASA @NASA]

Need some space? We’ve got the job for you! 👩‍🚀🚀🌕

We’re accepting applications March 2-31 for the next class of #Artemis Generation astronauts. Find out if you have what it takes to #BeAnAstronaut: https://t.co/vwvSH5hz1T

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Oh Sven, you Nordic god! He has really great.... Ammo. - LG

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Merry Christmas you filthy animals! Make sure you aren't driving after getting drunk. - LG

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Leggings are for people to lazy to put on real pants. And don't get me started on yoga pants! - LG

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Have you ever gotten so sick that you're sitting in the bathroom going I don't remember eating that? Is that from lunch in the 3rd grade? #HangoverThoughts #FuckTheHolidays #VampsShouldDie

[David T. Shorb @DShorb]

Hey all! Here's a #ShortStory you've missed. It's a @LisaGoodwinPI short story. "Red, Blue, Green." https://t.co/BfCu90Bua2 #Fiction #Crime #WritingCommunity #Flashfiction

[David T. Shorb @DShorb]

Hey all! Here's a new short story featuring @LisaGoodwinPI! Can she stop the Vamp before it becomes a nightmare before christmas? "A Very Vampire Xmas" https://t.co/jjgkpgqOZS #ShortStory #Fiction #Vampires #Christmas

[David T. Shorb @DShorb]

Hey all! Here's a #ShortStory you've missed. It's a @LisaGoodwinPI short story. "Red, Blue, Green." https://t.co/0NQkacULPE #Fiction #Crime #WritingCommunity #Flashfiction

[David T. Shorb @DShorb]

Hey all! Here's a new short story featuring @LisaGoodwinPI! Can she stop the Vamp before it becomes a nightmare before christmas? "A Very Vampire Xmas" https://t.co/F7CMoJWkwv #ShortStory #Fiction #Vampires #Christmas

[Carol Marrs Phipps @Car01am]

RT FREE with KindleUnlimited Magic, Adventure & just a little bit of Evil to spice things up… Fantasy https://t.co/xBXZ5oqQ30

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

So this is how my life blood is made. - LG #DrinkItAll

[NPR @NPR]

Years before a glass of bourbon can be served, it all starts with a 3-foot-high white oak barrel that's blasted with fire to toast and char the wood.

This is how bourbon gets its color and flavor. 🥃(via @WBUR)
https://t.co/HIBBGCVeep

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Cockwomble... It's my new favorite word. - L.G.

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

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[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

I wonder if they make a toothpaste with real garlic? - LG

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

I took on a case tonight to spy on a cheating spouse. The wife got an eye full of her husband kissing and fucking another man... she told me to burn the pictures and paid me. At least I'll have the good whiskey when I get home now... -LG

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

The ultraviolet lights were a good idea by the city council...downside is you have to wear sunscreen at night now...fucking vamps. They ruin everything. -LG

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Here's a Lisa Goodwin P.I. short story you missed! "A Jim Beam Christmas" https://t.co/x66I2QfapB #Christmas #Shortstory #amwriting #SaturdayShort The first book in the Lisa Goodwin Series will be coming out in Late 2020. #amwriting #WritingCommunity

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

@Catewrites1 The Russian Hustle: Book 1 Of The Nancy Killdare Series https://t.co/skinjgSLls

[Lisa Goodwin P.I. @LisaGoodwinPI]

Hey. You're a fucking coward if you have to go up to a hibernating bear to kill it, and then put the cubs at risk of death because you wanted a fucking bear pelt. -LG