Lisa Yverdon

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@WestemeyerSusan Wishing your husband all the best and hoping he is on the mend very soon

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@festinagirl Sorry for your loss. Look after yourself during this difficult time.

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@WestemeyerSusan Happy birthday and have a great day!🎂🎁

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@srmbeauroy I can relate to your experience but I hope you are feeling better soon.

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@charlie_lees @DDWMeeting Medication that is safe for older patients.

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@charlie_lees @bottomlineibd Your comment that in the small bowel there’s a great disconnect between inflammation and symptoms is interesting . Does it mean you can have symptoms although not much inflammation is shown? Is there a reason/cause?

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@cyclartist Good luck ! You got this .

[UCI Track Cycling @UCI_Track]

First medals on #CyclingTrack at the @Olympics 🤩

Great Britain 🇬🇧🥇, New Zealand 🇳🇿🥈 and Germany 🇩🇪🥉 were the first to jump on the podium at Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines after the women's team sprint finals🔥

#Cycling #Paris2024

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@WestemeyerSusan Nothing really happening until the end.

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@bjakd Thanks for sharing this thought!

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@bjakd Thanks for sharing!

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@JoseBeenTV @EscapeCycling What a beautifully written story of a life taken too soon. Thanks for sharing it.

[UCI Track Cycling @UCI_Track]

Women Podium on Day Three 🏆⤵️

Keirin Finals:
🥇 Emma Finucane
🥈 Emma Hinze
🥉 Alina Lysenko

Omnium
🥇 Yumi Kajihara
🥈 Tsuyaka Uchino
🥉 Lara Gillespie

SWPix | #TissotNationsCup

[Team SD Worx - Protime @teamsdworx]

WOW! 💥 What a triumphant moment for @LotteKopecky as she conquers Jebel Hafeet! 🏆✨ The World champion kicks off her season with a bang!

“This is my first mountain victory ever. It’s crazy to win this one.”

📸 @GettySport

#wesparksuccess

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

I'm so sorry to hear that. Enjoy the time you have with her, she is adorable .

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

📰KIT REVEAL 📰

The 2024 kit of @agsoudal features only very minor changes. Can you spot them?

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

📰 KIT REVEAL 📰

@EF_Cannondale presents their 2024 jersey.

[Lisa Yverdon @LisaYverdon]

@bjakd Merry Christmas and stay safe over the holidays.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes