Lissa Bryan

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[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

I’m not closing my Twitter, but I intend to neglect it. Meet me at the butterfly place: lissabryan

[Stéphanie Dit…. 🍁🦖🦕 @StephanieJaneG6]

Oh, the fucking irony…

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

@ischafer Nah, I'm betting it will be the MyPillow guy

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

I need House Democrats to do something like this on the House Floor .

[Megan Henry @megankhenry]

A bill that would ban transgender students from using school bathrooms and locker rooms that align with their gender identity is going to Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine’s desk.

(@OhioCapJournal) https://t.co/z9FY1SVdRo

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction, relatives of Sandy Hook shooting victims say. https://t.co/4DNq7F7DKN

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

It's rare that I agree wholeheartedly with Geraldo, but here we are.

[Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera]

Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

@SHarveyAuthor Congrats! That's awesome!

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Every Trump pick is about fealty to Trump. Absolute fealty to Trump. Because all Trump cares about is Trump. That’s ALL he cares about.

But you knew that America. And you still voted for him.

[Stu Cameron @stucam7771]

Press reporting on a 77 year old Joe Biden in 2020

"Oldest man to ever win an election, will he even finish his first term?"

Press reporting on a 78 year old Donald Trump in 2024

"Trump wins the election, this is the greatest comeback ever!"

The media are still complicit...

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

@andygawt This is a man so profoundly ignorant that he doesn't believe germs exist because he can't see them. It's like this president strives to find the absolute worst possible people for any position to show their contempt for governance as a whole.

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

@MarlowNYC Lest we forget, this is the man who bragged about never washing his hands because germs aren't real because he can't see them. He later tried to backtrack it as a "joke," but was on Twitter liking tweets of people who also said they never washed their hands.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

115 years ago today, the fearless Theresa Garnett took a whip to Winston Churchill as he was boarding a train, striking his face and body, while shouting "Take that in the name of the insulted women of England!"

Churchill was too embarrassed to appear in court so she was only sentenced to a month in prison for disturbing the peace.

[Columbus Dispatch @DispatchAlerts]

An emperor penguin was rescued from an Australian beach after presumably making a 2,000-mile trek from its Antarctic habitat. https://t.co/HPFbBOGCon

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

@iconawrites I am sooooo much happier in my 40s than I ever was in my 20s.

[Lissa Bryan @LissaBryan]

@OptimoPrincipi Whenever I see lovely things like this, I always imagine the heartbreak of the person who lost it and their frantic efforts to sort through the leaf litter to find it.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey girl are you an essential good manufactured overseas because it feels like it's about to be 20-60% more difficult to get with you

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

The First World War ended 106 years ago today.

Here are some ways it has been remembered since, in art and architecture — beginning with this simple but moving memorial in Hungary...

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Tell me these British dudes are real 🤣🔥