Tom Lissimore

It's just a selection of my dreams, thoughts, hopes and tomfoolery

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@ColU_Official Can't believe SGR is making a comeback! 😂

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@co5712 Really good listen

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Kneecap is not the story.
Genocide in Gaza is.

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@BWA1937 @ColU_Adam It was tongue in cheek! Huge fan of the B&W army's work 🙌🙌

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Make U's Great Again #colu

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@ColU_Adam @BWA1937

[Tyler Smith @Tyler7Smith]

#colu

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@GlennAirey @folkyebumpintae Glue dots

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Without any irony intended this is what @EE sent me 3.5 weeks after sending my new phone!! 😂

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@SubbuteoOnline @SubbuteoCollect This is so wonderful to see

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@Scaramucci This is the crossover we've all been waiting for!

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@alexandrakuri [Insert] “I stand corrected joke” here.

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@jemmaforte Maybe they couldn’t find a matching sofa

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@Eyeswideopen69 I bet he complains that the bacon tastes different too!!

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@Sober_lifestyl The few good ones stay

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@CUSAsupporters What is Eddie doing all week?!

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@GeorgiaBronte You’ve got this 💪

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Excellent phrasing Sky #colu #AFCW

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Yeah you tell them mate!

Hey remember when I identified as my Dad so I could sleep with my Mum behind her husbands back so she could give birth to me
And now I identify as a ghost

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Is someone going to tape that carpet or what?
#Paris2024Olympic